Having presided over 14 years of a shrinking economy, massive tax hikes, rocketing cost of living, crumbling infrastructure, rivers full of shit, corporations not paying tax and a myriad of other issues, Rishi Sunak has suddenly realised that the Tories are the ones who should fix things.
With every other news article being about Taylor Swift and saturation coverage whenever she attends a Kansas City Chiefs game, even she is getting fed up with seeing herself so much.
She has vowed that she will wear a balaclava in public so people don’t get a media overload.
This promise comes with conditions…
Excruciata Reees-Mog celebrates the comments from Valance and hopes she is sounding a rallying call for a minority that has been overlooked and derided for too long.
No longer should wealthy white privileged people skulk in the shadows, and vacuous people should no longer feel shamed when they speak out.
Kylie has a secret that she daren’t share with any of her friends. She is certain they won’t understand what’s happening to her. A recent visit to the doctor didn’t reveal anything physically wrong with her, but she knows something is terribly wrong. She has turned to one of our advisors for help. Things must be grim.
