Politics – The Daily Twerk

Truss – doesn’t she have any friends to whisper in her ear?

People have got used to Truss having zero self-awareness. Is she now the comedy act that the Tory Party bring out to distract the public and make every other leadership candidate look competent?
~KK

By Karsic Karl

October 2, 2024October 2, 2024

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Mark Robinson burn incident

Republican governor Mark Robinson suffered a second degree burn while attending the Mayberry Truck Show. Pants are believed to be involved.
~ET

By Eli Twonk

September 29, 2024September 29, 2024

Politics

‘I saw it on TV’ fact checking

Following Trump’s belief that Haitians are eating cats in Ohio because he ‘saw it on TV’, we are preemptively fact checking other things he might have seen on his favourite programmes.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

September 11, 2024September 11, 2024

A painting of Liz Truss looking evil and manic — Original AI image created by Jordan White. https://www.creativefabrica.com/product/liz-truss-evil-painting/

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Starmer to replace painting of Thatcher

Following the news that Starmer is removing a painting of Thatcher, a reliable source has announced the replacement painting. More evil and more hated.
~ET

By Eli Twonk

September 5, 2024September 5, 2024

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Democrat school gun safety plan; tampons

When Walz passed a law in Minnesota to provide tampons the locations were left to the discretion of schools. Now a policy revision will consider having them available in all rooms as a precaution in case of a gun attack.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

August 28, 2024August 28, 2024

The Muppets Statler and Waldorf in the balcony seats during the Muppet Show — Painting for sale at https://www.etsy.com/nl/listing/1115984312/statler-and-waldorf-portrait-print-the

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Republicans secretly considering replacing Trump and Vance

After the recent weird utterances from Trump and Vance, and Trump’s strange performance at the National Association of Black Journalists convention the GOP are considering replacing them.
~ET

By Eli Twonk

August 3, 2024August 3, 2024

AI generated image of Kamala Harris with cartoon cat features added

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Trump and Vance struggling with Harris

Even before she accepted the nomination to be the Democrat candidate Trump struggled to find a way to attack Harris. Now Vance is trying to join in and is just embarrassing himself.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

July 26, 2024July 26, 2024

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Sunak resigns to spend more time catching up on Sky TV

Following the Tory party’s cataclysmic defeat Rishi Sunak has announced that he will be resigning as Tory party leader. This will give him more time to catch up with what he missed out on during his impoverished childhood.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

July 5, 2024July 5, 2024

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Liz Truss – it’s all the fault of human rights

Having lost her seat South West Norfolk seat to Labour’s Terry Jermy by around 600 votes she left without any comment. Later she reflected on the blame for the defeat.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

July 5, 2024July 5, 2024

Rishi Sunak in a field with a unicorn — AI generated image by openart.ai

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Please vote for me or the unicorn gets it…

In a last desperate plea for votes Sunak throws down an ultimatum to the British people.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

July 4, 2024July 4, 2024