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Brazilian president Lula da Silva. A mature white man with a short and neat grey beard, moustache and hair. He is wearing spectacles with red star shapes for lenses.

Politics

Lula win – Trump concerned for oil safety

President signals that US reserves stored in Brazil’s oil fields are in jeopardy from leftist communists.

By Karsic Karl

October 30, 2026October 30, 2026

Bottle blonde bimbo Kate Zachariah standing in front of the White House backdrop.

Politics

Katie Zachariah sets record for shortest term as White House press secretary

A mere five days after being appointed the Covid/paedophile ring conspiracy wing nut is out of her job.

By Dr Paul Brady

October 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Horizontal bar chart of the party vote results in the Holborn and St Pancras election on 8th October 2026. Labour won with 42% of votes

Politics

Tories declare by-election success

The Holborn and St Pancras results gave the Tory party a much needed boost as they had predicted electoral oblivion at the hands of Reform UK Ltd.

By Eli Twonk

October 9, 2026October 9, 2026

AI generated cartoon style image of the UK with a large gazebo over it with missiles bouncing off it — AI image | opengen.ai

Politics

Badenoch details affordable missile defence plan

A cut price copy of the Israeli missile defence system has been proposed by the Tories. Say hello to the Iron Gazebo.

By Karsic Karl

October 8, 2026October 8, 2026

Nigel Farage, knob head in a black suit, white shirt and a red tie standing at a podium behind a sign 'ReformUK'

Politics

Reform silent over Belfast riots

Farage concerned with fly tipping, Braverman wanging on about Equality act and Jenrick silent while Belfast burns.

By Dr Paul Brady

June 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Pedal boat in the shape of a swan on a lake

Politics

Reform take Havering and immediately ban boats

New Reform councillors immediately honour their promise to ban boats. Pedal boats will soon be removed from Harrow Lodge Park lake.

By Karsic Karl

May 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Images of Zack Polanski and the the Mango shit gibbon with the text: breaking news. Surprise as Polanski calls for environment award for Donald Trump — Both images ia Creative Commons. Polanski - Creative Commons Attribution 3.0. Trump - Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.0 Generic license

Politics

Polanski’s unexpected praise for Trump

Green leader calls for award to recognise US leader’s extraordinary contribution to reducing fossil fuel usage.

By Eli Twonk

March 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Matt Goodwin standing at a lectern with the text - Gorton & Denton needs reform. Background is a light blue poster with the text Britain needs Reform — Facebook | Matt Goodwin

Politics

Reform declare Matt Goodwin Shadow MP

With stoic good grace Farage accepted the by-election defeat and declared Matt Goodwin to be the Shadow MP for Gorton and Denton.

By Eli Twonk

February 28, 2026February 28, 2026

Night scene of Caracas with a large explosion in the distance. — BBC

Politics

Trump still hoping for Peace Prize as there was no act of war

Despite the deaths of Venezuelan soldiers and innocent civilians along with the kidnap of the president it was a special military operation and not war.

By Eli Twonk

January 7, 2026January 7, 2026

Politics

Farage definitely not working for Putin

Voting against plans to tackle Russian interference in EU parliament and a party member in prison for taking Russian bribes not for Putin’s benefits.

By Eli Twonk

December 31, 2025December 31, 2025