The re-introductions of plastic straws proved very popular among his followers. Trump is to capitalise on this to distract his zombie zealots from the wrecking of the government.
~ET
In his announcement about the re-introduction of plastic straws Trump highlighted the dangers of exploding paper straws. Following lots of mocking the White House has produced startling evidence.
~KK
The anointed one complains that the Chinese keep taking his crayons, dropping worms down his collar and stealing his dinner money. When you don’t know how to negotiate just whine loudly.
~ET
The UK left the EU five years ago. We asked a panel of economists and business leaders to list the benefits of Brexit. Unfortunately nobody could come up with anything.
~PB
Now that he has realised how easy it is to get Google Maps to rename things, he is turning his attention to other places. Green is definitely woke so he wants to rename it, but what to?
~ET
Falling over themselves to report the latest post from Trump, most journalists have not bothered to give the full picture. From the existing agreement messed up to Trump’s back down. Did you miss that bit?
~PB
In a staggering display of bell end diplomacy, Trump has pissed off Colombia. Messing up an existing repatriation process by treating Colombians like convicts, he created a drama to entertain the gullible.
~KK
The first hint that there might be a.shred of integrity in the MAGA sect. One of the rioters who stormed the Capitol rejects Trump’s pardon. She wants no part of rewriting history.
~KK
Media organisations are shy about saying that Musk gave a Nazi salute at the end of his speech. This wasn’t a snapshot in the middle of him raising his arm up. Let’s play spot the euphemism.
~ET
Truss is upset that Starmer has said some hurty things about her trashing the economy. She has sent him a cease and desist letter. Letters to all the financial institutions next for being leftists?
~KK