Karsic Karl

From Bristol I have a particular interest in gaming, pizza and energy drinks. Keeping up to date with technology and the dystopian invasion of the internet of things and subscriotion based basic services.

A man wearing 3D glasses with the image having red and blue shadows

Movies

Man undecided about chucking 3D glasses collection

A man in Telford accidentally created a collection of 3D glasses from various cinema outings years ago. He is uncertain whether 3D movies will come back. Is it time to let go?

By Karsic Karl

March 14, 2025March 14, 2025

Table of share prices with a graph superimposed that is rapidly rising

General

One sector bucks share price crash trend

The makers of the smallest violins in the world have booming saies as Trumponomics and MAGA mania start to bite.

By Karsic Karl

March 10, 2025March 10, 2025

Black and white image of John F Kennedy in the back of an open top car at Dallas airport with Jackie Kennedy seated next to him

Politics

Delays to release of JFK files until they can pin it on a trans person

Having failed to release all the files during his first term, Trump ordered a new investigation and that all files will released, again. Anna Paulina Luna who is to investigate has disappeared…

By Karsic Karl

March 10, 2025March 10, 2025

General

X down – users forced to shout at traffic lights

With the global outage of the X platform there have been reports of angry hordes indulging in strange behaviour such as shouting at traffic lights and waving their fists at clouds

By Karsic Karl

March 10, 2025March 10, 2025

Kennedy Performing Arts Center at night with lots of different coloured lights reflected in a lake

General

Trump Executive Order: plain lights for Kennedy Center

The annnointed one has just signed another order for plain lights in the Kennedy Center. Pundits applaud his stand against woke. Traffic lights are next.

By Karsic Karl

March 9, 2025March 9, 2025

JD Vance on stage at a rally — JEFF KOWALSKY, AFP via Getty Images

Life Style

Crap things have JD in the name

It has been suggested that anything with JD in the name is sh*t. We investigate.

By Karsic Karl

March 9, 2025March 9, 2025

pyramid stage Glastonbury during the day with a large crowd gathered in front

Music

Glastonbury anger over announced acts

People who have never been to Glastonbury Festival angry over the performers announced today. They have never heard of most of the acts.

By Karsic Karl

March 6, 2025March 6, 2025

Charli XCX speaking into a microphone at an award ceremony. Adult pale white woman with long straight dark hair. Wearing a tight fitted black lace top. — WireImage

Entertainment

Charli XCX fails to get an award

While she did well at the Brit Awards, at the ARNIE award ceremony she received a wooden spoon. Not so good.

By Karsic Karl

March 2, 2025March 2, 2025

Life Style

Apple investigates if there is a dictation bug: Trump comes out as racist

There have been numerous reports that the Apple dictation feature replaces the word racist for Trump. Reports of similar replacements occurring for words like turd, stupid and transphobic are expected.

By Karsic Karl

February 26, 2025February 26, 2025

Macron shaking hands with Trump who looks bemused, as if he's trying to remember if he put his trousers on that day.

Politics

Macron gets agreement for Louisiana; Trump pleased

In a good natured meeting Trump agreed to sign Louisiana over to the French. Claims that Louisiana isn’t much use to the USA get a hostile reaction.
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By Karsic Karl

February 25, 2025February 25, 2025