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Exclusive picture of the truck containing evidence of 2020 rigged election

The tangerine sh!t gibbon has announced he has a truckload of evidence of vote rigging during the 2020 election. We have managed to get a photo of the truck.

By Eli Twonk

December 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Screen grab of Reform UK Facebook post with a picture of Nigel Farage. Message text: Reform UK are pleased to announce we have opened a bank account with Lloyds. This is a landmark moment for the professionalisation of out party. The word party has a strike through it and the text added - private limited company.

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Farage can now clean out under his bed

With great fanfare Reform announced they have finally established a bank account – seven years after setting up the company.

By Eli Twonk

December 7, 2025December 7, 2025

Karoline Leavitt White House press secretary. Young blonde woman with long hair. Standing at a podium talking. The US flag to the to the right and the white house emblem behind her.

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White House: this is not the Trump Epstein is referring to

Leavitt held a press conference where she came out with these words and waved her hand slowly in front of the faces of the reporters.

By Karsic Karl

November 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Zohran Mamdani adult male with a short beard and short dark hair talking into a microphone with a crowd of people behind him. He is wearing a black jacket

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Mamdani schools shock

Policies for NYC schools to use Arabic numerals, Latin alphabet and Al-Gebra influences in maths. Outrage that he is going too far.

By Eli Twonk

November 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Nigel Farage, knob head in a black suit, white shirt and a red tie standing at a podium behind a sign 'ReformUK'

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Fascists upset about being labelled as fascists

Reform Ltd are upset that their fascist rhetoric is being labelled as fascist to schoolchildren. The Pope is angry about being labelled Catholic.

By Karsic Karl

November 4, 2025November 4, 2025

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Outrage at minorities on TV

When Reform MPs bother to put in a parliament appearance they only have 5 seats. Which minority gets too much media attention?

By Eli Twonk

October 29, 2025October 29, 2025

The Union flag waving in a breeze with a blue sky and a few white clouds in the background.

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Nottinghamshire to invest in flag shagging

The Reform led county council has solved all its funding challenges and is to spend £75,000 on flags. Great news for flag fans!

By Eli Twonk

October 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Three grumpy looking older people. One man and two women in a room.

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People doubt Green Party credibility because of a lack of billionaires

Some are doubting how serious the Green Party is as they have no billionaire backers unlike others such as Reform UK Party Ltd.

By Karsic Karl

October 16, 2025October 16, 2025

White woman with long wavy brown hair. Wearing a grey jacket and white top. She is holding a microphone. — This image is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic license.

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Noem: more arrests announced

Following the arrest of the girlfriend of the head of ANTIFA, Mrs Claus and the brother of Easter Bunny are also in custody.

By Karsic Karl

October 9, 2025November 1, 2025

Keir Starmer wearing a black jacket, white shirt and red tie. He has his left hand held out palm down. — This image is licensed under the United Kingdom Open Government Licence v3.0

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Starmer – absolutely no IDea

Least popular PM attempts to woo electorate with least popular policy.

By Karsic Karl

September 29, 2025September 29, 2025