Reform Ltd are upset that their fascist rhetoric is being labelled as fascist to schoolchildren. The Pope is angry about being labelled Catholic.
Year 10 pupils at schools run by Orion Education were shown slides illustrating various UK political parties on a political spectrum. One slide illustrated the political spectrum in the UK, with communist on the far-Left to fascist on the far-Right. Various parties were added with Reform at the “fascism” end of the spectrum, near the British National Party.
The Labour Party were depicted as being in a parallel universe on the political spectrum, while the Conservative Party were stuck on a political curve from twenty years ago. The Green Party refused to be put on the spectrum until they knew its carbon footprint.
Later that day the students learnt that the Pope is Catholic in Religious Studies, followed by 2+2=4 in arithmetic and that quantum entanglement does not imply faster then light transfer of state data in physics.