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A man wearing 3D glasses with the image having red and blue shadows

Man undecided about chucking 3D glasses collection

A man in Telford accidentally created a collection of 3D glasses from various cinema outings years ago. He is uncertain whether 3D movies will come back. Is it time to let go?

By Karsic Karl

March 14, 2025March 14, 2025

Pitbull dog standing on grass with a collar and lead

General

Pitbulls officially the most dangerous – especially when armed

The only country this could happen in is the USA. Owner shot by his dog. Orcas are thought to be involved.

By Eli Twonk

March 12, 2025March 12, 2025

Musk delivering a new Tesla car to Trump with the caption: COME ON DOWN TO ELON'S CAR SALE. PICK UP A BARGAIN SWASTICAR WHILE STOCKS LAST. Speech balloon from Trump: But will it depreciate in value? Speech balloon from Musk: It's lost $2000 while we've been talking Terms and conditions apply,. Note your car may not have any resale value. Special coatings available to make removing spray paint and swastikas easier. Also available badges as an Audi, Hyundai. Honda , Toyota or BMW. Service available as long as Tesla still exists.

General

Tesla: another happy customer

Musk has taken to personally delivering Tesla cars. Not sure if that will be appreciated for everybody. Trump tries to make boycotting Tesla illegal. Buying Tesla cars to become mandatory?

By Eli Twonk

March 11, 2025March 11, 2025

The collision of a buik fuel tanker and a container ship in the North Sea. Pollution can be seen on the surface

General

North Sea collision; good news for coastal waters

The collision has caused a spillage of fuel and other pollutants, but there is an upside due to the sewage running into the sea.

By Eli Twonk

March 11, 2025March 11, 2025

Table of share prices with a graph superimposed that is rapidly rising

General

One sector bucks share price crash trend

The makers of the smallest violins in the world have booming saies as Trumponomics and MAGA mania start to bite.

By Karsic Karl

March 10, 2025March 10, 2025

Rear shots of various Tesla cars with various different maker names and badges on including Toyota, Audi and Honda

General

Tesla drivers fed up with abuse try a simple hack

Feeling some of the backlash from people angry about Musk, the owners of Tesla cars are hoping one simple hack will help avoid attention.

By Eli Twonk

March 10, 2025March 10, 2025

Black and white image of John F Kennedy in the back of an open top car at Dallas airport with Jackie Kennedy seated next to him

Politics

Delays to release of JFK files until they can pin it on a trans person

Having failed to release all the files during his first term, Trump ordered a new investigation and that all files will released, again. Anna Paulina Luna who is to investigate has disappeared…

By Karsic Karl

March 10, 2025March 10, 2025

General

X down – users forced to shout at traffic lights

With the global outage of the X platform there have been reports of angry hordes indulging in strange behaviour such as shouting at traffic lights and waving their fists at clouds

By Karsic Karl

March 10, 2025March 10, 2025

Kennedy Performing Arts Center at night with lots of different coloured lights reflected in a lake

General

Trump Executive Order: plain lights for Kennedy Center

The annnointed one has just signed another order for plain lights in the Kennedy Center. Pundits applaud his stand against woke. Traffic lights are next.

By Karsic Karl

March 9, 2025March 9, 2025

JD Vance on stage at a rally — JEFF KOWALSKY, AFP via Getty Images

Life Style

Crap things have JD in the name

It has been suggested that anything with JD in the name is sh*t. We investigate.

By Karsic Karl

March 9, 2025March 9, 2025