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A long corridor with plastered walls and a few ceiling panels missing. Various building materials and buckets on the floor. Text - NHS announce ambitious corridor building programme to tackle capacity issues.

General

Programme announced to boost hospital capacity by creating more corridors

NHS bosses welcome innovative solution to the problem of all the corridors being full of patients on trollies.

By Eli Twonk

May 19, 2026May 19, 2026

Pedal boat in the shape of a swan on a lake

Politics

Reform take Havering and immediately ban boats

New Reform councillors immediately honour their promise to ban boats. Pedal boats will soon be removed from Harrow Lodge Park lake.

By Karsic Karl

May 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Inside of a tram with disco lights and a mirror ball hanging from the ceiling. — NET Nottingham tram

Life Style

Nottingham announces disco tram service

Getting to Nottingham on a Saturday night to become a whole new level of groovy.

By Karsic Karl

April 1, 2026April 1, 2026

Images of Zack Polanski and the the Mango shit gibbon with the text: breaking news. Surprise as Polanski calls for environment award for Donald Trump — Both images ia Creative Commons. Polanski - Creative Commons Attribution 3.0. Trump - Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.0 Generic license

Politics

Polanski’s unexpected praise for Trump

Green leader calls for award to recognise US leader’s extraordinary contribution to reducing fossil fuel usage.

By Eli Twonk

March 26, 2026March 26, 2026

A large crate of Cadbury's chocolate eggs

Life Style

This week we are mostly shouting at chocolate eggs

Outrage as Easter is cancelled. Flag waving hordes yell at displays of chocolate eggs. Flag shaggers are incandescent.

By Eli Twonk

March 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Five pound note with portrait of Winston Churchill.

General

People will soon forget who Ray Winstone was

The cancellation of the great man has already begun. The legend who declared ‘I will fight your monster’ will be forgotten.

By Karsic Karl

March 17, 2026March 17, 2026

A petrol station on a bright sunny day. — Derby Telegraph

Life Style

Petrol stations report unusual Mother’s Day present

They had stocked up on the usual chocolate and flowers, but many have been caught out by this year’s Mother’s Day treat.

By Karsic Karl

March 15, 2026March 15, 2026

Nigel Farage looking angry while holding a sign saying "stop the woke notes" There is a light blue background with a picture of a five pound note featuring Winston Churchill in the top left corner

General

Farage slams more Green wokery

Frog-faced fascist slams open public consultation over redesign of bank notes. Greens blamed for cancelling Churchill.

By Eli Twonk

March 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Distant view of black smoke rising from a building - the Qeshm desalination facility in Iran.

Iran War

WMD neutralised in Iran – the world can rest easy

In a decisive attack a Weapon of Mass Desalination has been destroyed in Iran. The region is no longer threatened by the horror of fresh water.

By Eli Twonk

March 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Matt Goodwin standing at a lectern with the text - Gorton & Denton needs reform. Background is a light blue poster with the text Britain needs Reform — Facebook | Matt Goodwin

Politics

Reform declare Matt Goodwin Shadow MP

With stoic good grace Farage accepted the by-election defeat and declared Matt Goodwin to be the Shadow MP for Gorton and Denton.

By Eli Twonk

February 28, 2026February 28, 2026