Life Style – The Daily Twerk

Inside of a tram with disco lights and a mirror ball hanging from the ceiling. — NET Nottingham tram

Life Style

Nottingham announces disco tram service

Getting to Nottingham on a Saturday night to become a whole new level of groovy.

By Karsic Karl

April 1, 2026April 1, 2026

A large crate of Cadbury's chocolate eggs

Life Style

This week we are mostly shouting at chocolate eggs

Outrage as Easter is cancelled. Flag waving hordes yell at displays of chocolate eggs. Flag shaggers are incandescent.

By Eli Twonk

March 24, 2026March 24, 2026

A petrol station on a bright sunny day. — Derby Telegraph

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Petrol stations report unusual Mother’s Day present

They had stocked up on the usual chocolate and flowers, but many have been caught out by this year’s Mother’s Day treat.

By Karsic Karl

March 15, 2026March 15, 2026

Montage of AI generated faces of young men with header text, your AI boyfriend.

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Woman receiving AI counselling over AI boyfriend worries

Sacramento woman is convinced her AI boyfriend is seeing other women and is seeking counselling.

By Karsic Karl

February 10, 2026February 10, 2026

Mona Lisa painting on gallery wall with large crowd of people in the foreground taking photos of it on mobile phones. — Photo by Sena Aykut : https://www.pexels.com/photo/crowd-admiring-mona-lisa-at-the-louvre-museum-35547529/

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Art lover captures intimate moment with a sh*tty photo

Visitor to the Louvre has intimate moment with the Mona Lisa and only 98 other people. She captures the moment for posterity.

By Eli Twonk

January 31, 2026January 31, 2026

Montagu family outside their 16th century manor house. Mother and father with their four children.

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Family planning how to survive Mansion Tax

Cutting back on ski trips, lattes and smashed avocados are top of the list. Lee 30p Anderson is helping with meal plans.

By Eli Twonk

December 4, 2025December 4, 2025

A blonde woman sitting at the Brighton beach front. She has long hair and is wearing a black jacket and a dark mustard coloured top. An outfit — Sian Berry - Facebook

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Siân Berry, Green Party hypocrisy

Reform fans highlight hypocrisy. She eats meat, wears clothes, lives in a house and owns a phone. They call it outrageous.

By Karsic Karl

November 6, 2025November 6, 2025

House with front and garden covered in England flags

Life Style

Trick or treat hot tips

Avoid houses with flags. All their dole money has been spent on TEMU.

By Eli Twonk

October 31, 2025October 31, 2025

A woman in a pink dress is vacuum cleaning the floor while a man is ironing

Life Style

AI developers admit they can’t create systems to deal with shitty jobs

The jobs that people would actually like to be done by AI are ignored while those that many folk actually enjoy are being taken over.

By Karsic Karl

October 29, 2025November 1, 2025

St George flags on lampposts along the side of a road — duncanpaylor-Instagram

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Gammon undecided about weekend plans

Weekends have often been a bit dull. Now with many options such as shouting at hotels or putting up flags it is hard to decide what to do.

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

October 14, 2025November 1, 2025