Reform – The Daily Twerk

Matt Goodwin standing at a lectern with the text - Gorton & Denton needs reform. Background is a light blue poster with the text Britain needs Reform — Facebook | Matt Goodwin

Reform declare Matt Goodwin Shadow MP

With stoic good grace Farage accepted the by-election defeat and declared Matt Goodwin to be the Shadow MP for Gorton and Denton.

By Eli Twonk

February 28, 2026February 28, 2026

Nigel Farage, knob head in a black suit, white shirt and a red tie standing at a podium behind a sign 'ReformUK'

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Farage definitely not working for Putin

Voting against plans to tackle Russian interference in EU parliament and a party member in prison for taking Russian bribes not for Putin’s benefits.

By Eli Twonk

December 31, 2025December 31, 2025

EU and British flag in background with foreground message - UK on track to join Erasmus+

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Claims of Erasmus EU treachery

Yet more immigrants claiming to be scientists, engineers and atheletes coming over here with their foreign ways.

By Karsic Karl

December 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Pornster Bonnie Blue surrounded by four uninformed officers wearing navy blue shirts and trousers with blue protective gloves on their hands. — X | Bonnie Blue

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Reform finally receives credible endorsement

Performance artist Bonnie Blue has declared her support for Reform UK Ltd. She is attracted by the large number of members.

By Eli Twonk

December 13, 2025December 13, 2025

Screen grab of Reform UK Facebook post with a picture of Nigel Farage. Message text: Reform UK are pleased to announce we have opened a bank account with Lloyds. This is a landmark moment for the professionalisation of out party. The word party has a strike through it and the text added - private limited company.

Politics

Farage can now clean out under his bed

With great fanfare Reform announced they have finally established a bank account – seven years after setting up the company.

By Eli Twonk

December 7, 2025December 7, 2025

The Union flag waving in a breeze with a blue sky and a few white clouds in the background.

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Reform conundrum. Cancel flags or cancel Christmas

Reform led Kent Council have to decide who to upset. The flag sh@ggers or the normal people who like Christmas lights.

By Karsic Karl

November 5, 2025November 5, 2025

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Fascists upset about being labelled as fascists

Reform Ltd are upset that their fascist rhetoric is being labelled as fascist to schoolchildren. The Pope is angry about being labelled Catholic.

By Karsic Karl

November 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Meerkat character from compare the market.com adverts. A furry meerkat wearing a smoking jacket and cravat holding up in a book with books on shelves in the background.

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Sarah Pochin takes aim at meerkats

She is angry at car insurance adverts that imply that bald white men don’t make suitable employees.

By Eli Twonk

November 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Facebook post by Nigel Farage with text; Never trust a Tory

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Swivel eyed loon makes comment most people can get behind

Ex-Tory with a party comprised of ex-Tories recommends not trusting Tories. Nobody is disagreeing.

By Karsic Karl

October 30, 2025October 30, 2025

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Outrage at minorities on TV

When Reform MPs bother to put in a parliament appearance they only have 5 seats. Which minority gets too much media attention?

By Eli Twonk

October 29, 2025October 29, 2025