Taylor Swift likes to portray a wholesome and healthy personna to her fans, however she has a dark side that has just been revealed. The photographs of her on stage have hinted at it for a long time. Now a shock revelation from a sound engineer has confirmed it. One man is being victimised by Taylor Swift’s arse.
Swift has been writing and performing since she was 14. She could be forgiven for becoming a bit blasé. Perhaps the mammoth 151 show Eras tour is putting a bit of a strain on her and she needs to let off a bit.
Mike Raffone has been the chief sound engineer on her Eras tour. With 25 years experience of live performance sound he has worked with large numbers of big names. He has never come across anything like it before. “To be honest it has now become a bit of an industry open secret. She obviously thinks it is really funny but hasn’t thought about the consequences for people like me. I have become a laughing stock and I might struggle to be taken seriously again”.
“I have become a laughing stock and I might struggle to be taken seriously again”
When asked to explain he said that Swift likes to fart into the microphone. It happened by accident the first time when she struck one of her poses. “Now she does it several times a show. It is really stressful as she has made it clear she wants me to cut the sound from the microphone so it doesn’t go out on the speakers. I’m the one affected by this and it feels like intimidation. I am being victimised by Taylor Swift’s arse”. Apparently he is now known as the Fart Monitor in the industry.
He assured me it wasn’t funny after I laughed so hard I farted. Seemed in bad taste but what can you do when the arse trumpet wants to play?