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Three skeletons with cowboy hats sitting around an ornamental campfire

Sick greenies digging up bodies for Halloween

Bonkers environazis ranting about plastics in rivers are attacking the environmental impact of Halloween skeletons. Their solution doesn’t bear thinking about.

By Dr Paul Brady

October 17, 2026September 22, 2026

Horizontal bar chart of the party vote results in the Holborn and St Pancras election on 8th October 2026. Labour won with 42% of votes

Politics

Tories declare by-election success

The Holborn and St Pancras results gave the Tory party a much needed boost as they had predicted electoral oblivion at the hands of Reform UK Ltd.

By Eli Twonk

October 9, 2026October 9, 2026

A long corridor with plastered walls and a few ceiling panels missing. Various building materials and buckets on the floor. Text - NHS announce ambitious corridor building programme to tackle capacity issues.

General

Programme announced to boost hospital capacity by creating more corridors

NHS bosses welcome innovative solution to the problem of all the corridors being full of patients on trollies.

By Eli Twonk

May 19, 2026May 19, 2026

Images of Zack Polanski and the the Mango shit gibbon with the text: breaking news. Surprise as Polanski calls for environment award for Donald Trump — Both images ia Creative Commons. Polanski - Creative Commons Attribution 3.0. Trump - Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.0 Generic license

Politics

Polanski’s unexpected praise for Trump

Green leader calls for award to recognise US leader’s extraordinary contribution to reducing fossil fuel usage.

By Eli Twonk

March 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Montagu family outside their 16th century manor house. Mother and father with their four children.

Life Style

Family planning how to survive Mansion Tax

Cutting back on ski trips, lattes and smashed avocados are top of the list. Lee 30p Anderson is helping with meal plans.

By Eli Twonk

December 4, 2025December 4, 2025

Karoline Leavitt White House press secretary. Young blonde woman with long hair. Standing at a podium talking. The US flag to the to the right and the white house emblem behind her.

Politics

White House: this is not the Trump Epstein is referring to

Leavitt held a press conference where she came out with these words and waved her hand slowly in front of the faces of the reporters.

By Karsic Karl

November 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Two panel image with Trump on the left looking like a simpleton. On the right is the former prince andrew

Entertainment

Trump compensation deal should be a winner

The BBC to pretend they are liable for putting together a montage so they can give Trump a Royal. This move is seen as a win-win.

By Karsic Karl

November 11, 2025November 11, 2025

A blonde woman sitting at the Brighton beach front. She has long hair and is wearing a black jacket and a dark mustard coloured top. An outfit — Sian Berry - Facebook

Life Style

Siân Berry, Green Party hypocrisy

Reform fans highlight hypocrisy. She eats meat, wears clothes, lives in a house and owns a phone. They call it outrageous.

By Karsic Karl

November 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Fireworks of various colours against a night sky

General

Bloke angry about fireworks used for Diwali

One bloke is annoyed that all the fireworks were used up by folk celebrating Diwali. He is worried about none being left for 5th November.

By Eli Twonk

November 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Kermit the frog handcuffed and surrounded by three armed police officers. Possibly AI generated — Image Beauman1893 - https://www.reddit.com/r/weirddalle/comments/18dz147/cctv_footage_of_kermit_the_frog_being_arrested/

General

Breaking news: head of Amphtifa arrested

Kristi Gnome has announced that the head of the Amphtifa scourge of Portland has been arrested.

By Karsic Karl

October 17, 2025October 17, 2025