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Millennial life hack – no more phones dropped down to the toilet

This genius life hack has several benefits and is perfect for those who like to spend some quiet time with their phone.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

December 9, 2024December 9, 2024

General

Man who isn’t religious angry over plans to ban praying

The plans to ban praying in public and schools only affects Québec, but that has not stopped one resident of Barnsley from staging a protest. He isn’t even religious.
~ET

By Eli Twonk

December 9, 2024December 9, 2024

AI generated image of three adult shop workers standing in a shop aisle with Christmas decorations in the background. One man and two women. The man is Asian looking with shortish hair with beard and moustache. His arms are folded and he is wearing a dark red apron. The middle woman has longish dark hair clipped back. She is wearing a bright red jumper and a black apron. The woman on the right has shortish blonde hair poking out from under a Santa hat. She has a bright red scarf around her neck. She is also wearing a mid-blue long sleeve top and a black apron with red straps. — AI generated image from deepai.org

General

Shop workers complain of Christmas cruelty

Shop workers have to put up with a lot. Low wages, unsociable hours and aggressive customers. Christmas brings added cruelty and they’ve had enough. Mariah Carey!
~KK

By Karsic Karl

December 5, 2024December 5, 2024

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General

Rail nationalisation; British Rail fans excited

The announcement that South Western Railway is to be re-nationalised has got British Rail fans looking forward to the return of old treats.
~ET

By Eli Twonk

December 4, 2024December 4, 2024

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General

Assisted dying debate; voting on candidates ruled out – ish

Suggestions for Big Brother style voting on people who should go for assisted dying have mostly been ruled out, but they are not saying never.
~ET

By Eli Twonk

November 26, 2024November 26, 2024

Politics

Diane Abbott comes clean; it was I that started the petition

With the love for her former leader burning strong in her heart, Abbott admits to starting the petition for a general election. It was an act of passion.
~PB