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An Asian woman speaking in the House of Commons. She has dark shoulder length hair. Wearing a white jacket with a black top. — Image: House of Commons

New Home Secretary reassures flag fans

Shabana Mahmood has quickly announced that there will be no reduction in the amount of flagging under her watch. Flag shaggers rejoice.

By Eli Twonk

September 6, 2025September 6, 2025

A pair of large knickers with a union jack design

General

Home Secretary makes more flag confessions. Eww!

Cooper was holding back when she listed the flags in her house. Now flag fans are feeling queasy.

By Eli Twonk

September 4, 2025September 4, 2025

Woman in a tidy kitchen cleaning round a sink with an unbranded spray bottle in one hand. She is shown from the knees to just below the shoulder.

Life Style

DIY cleaning hack fan’s flat now smells like a chip shop

She has tried all the hacks from the cleaning experts on ThickTok and now she has another problem.

By Karsic Karl

September 3, 2025September 3, 2025

A large section of a hillside on fire during day time. Arthur's Seat in Edinburgh

General

Scottish volcano eruption still cause for concern

The eruption of a long dormant volcano in a large Scottish city is being monitored closely.

By Eli Twonk

August 11, 2025August 15, 2025

Blonde woman with no brains in front of lots of microphones.

Politics

Marjorie Taylor Greene leaving GOP? Other parties express interest

MJT looking at offers from the Flat Earth Society, the Chemtrails Consortium and QAnon.

By Eli Twonk

August 5, 2025August 15, 2025

Facebook post with image of old HP laptop and the text. does anyone have an old HP charger suitable for a pavillion G6 laying around please?

General

Bloke might have use for a charger he has been hoarding

He has been saving old chargers for decades – just in case. Finally he might have a chance to make use of one and justify his hoarding to his wife

By Eli Twonk

July 31, 2025August 15, 2025

A long line of wind turbines in Oaxaca area of Mexico

General

Mexico offers to help with heatdome by switching windmills to blow

With the heat dome covering two-thirds of the USA and record breaking temperatures Mexico has offered to switch their ‘windmills’ on facing north to blow it away.

By Karsic Karl

July 31, 2025August 15, 2025

Keir Starmer wearing a black jacket, white shirt and red tie. He has his left hand held out palm down. — This image is licensed under the United Kingdom Open Government Licence v3.0

Science

Scientists grow rudimentary spine in laboratory

This has been heralded as a major breakthrough and offers hope to Keir Starmer.

By Eli Twonk

July 25, 2025August 15, 2025

General

Mexico to build wind turbines along border to annoy Trump

Mexican president Claudia Sheinbaum has announced the plan to wind up Trump. They hope to sell lots of electricity into the USA

By Karsic Karl

July 20, 2025August 15, 2025

Two image compilation. Left one of the Bob Vylan artists - a black man with dreadlocks wearing a white tee shirt and white shorts. The right panel showing two performers from kneecap - white men wearing sports tops and sunglasses, one is wearing a black baseball cap.

Music

BBC quiet about rumoured pop prom acts

The BBC Prom season starts tonight. As before it will feature a pop Prom. Their choice of artists has been controversial in the past. Are they going to go too far?

By Eli Twonk

July 18, 2025August 15, 2025