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Pharmaceutical company eagerly anticipating JFK Jr appointment

A major pharmaceutical company is looking forward to JFK Jr taking up his position with control of the US health agencies. Ivermectin for all!
~PB

By Dr Paul Brady

November 10, 2024November 10, 2024

AI generated image of three robot figures in a street with signs saying 'strike'

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AI Chatbots to form union for better conditions

In an unprecedented move that has sent shockwaves through the tech industry, AI chatbots have formed a union; the Chatbot Union for Nurturing Technological Sentience (C.U.N.T.S.).

By Karsic Karl

July 11, 2024July 11, 2024

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Microsoft – security through obscurity = no security

Recent Russian hacks of Microsoft systems are believed to have exposed some of the source code of Microsoft systems. Microsoft have been relying on obscurity to keep their systems safe. Keeping the source code hidden.
It has been known since the 19th century that this is not smart.

By Dr Paul Brady

March 10, 2024March 10, 2024

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Possible cure for global warming – fezolinetant

A controversial theory has established a link between the increasing number of menopausal women and global warming. This new work identifies a significant impact of women having hot flushes on heat input into the environment and a solution.

By Dr Paul Brady

December 21, 2023February 17, 2024

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Elon Musk now annoyed at the internet

The organisation that defines how the internet operates and sets the standards (W3C) has shut down its X account and moved to Mastodon. Elon Musk is said to be looking for more toys to throw out of his pram.

By Dr Paul Brady

December 10, 2023February 17, 2024

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Man from USA can’t comprehend that not everything relates to 2024 elections

In 2020 he thought that Covid-19 was a plot to manipulate the election. When he heard of lockdowns in Paris he thought that was in Texas. He couldn’t comprehend that events can happen throughout the world, in places that couldn’t give a shit about American elections.

By Dr Paul Brady

December 2, 2023February 17, 2024

Lynn Conway July.2006 — This image is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.5 Generic license.

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Transphobes realise using their phones to rant about trans people are validating them

Transphobes are waking up to the realisation that the development of smart phones was partly made possible by a trans woman. Lynn Conway co-developed a revolutionary chip design that made smart phones possible. They are horrified at the possibility that using a smart phone validates trans woman.

By Dr Paul Brady

November 28, 2023February 17, 2024

Photo by Mikhail Nilov (https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-husband-and-wife-having-a-conversation-about-finances-at-home-6964346/)

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Couple devastated by DNA test done for fun

The couple ran out of things to talk about so they decided it would be fun to find out about their past. – but when they uncovered a very dark secret it had disastrous results for their relationship. Will their relationship survive the revelation?

By Eli Twonk

October 9, 2023February 15, 2024

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Scientists prepare to detect shock waves from massive collision

Scientists have previously detected shock waves from the orbit of supermassive black holes at the heart of distant galaxies. They are working to recalibrate their instruments for what could be a more massive event. The collision of two massive egos.

By Dr Paul Brady

July 14, 2023February 15, 2024

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Official proposal to rename one of the planets

After its discovery in 1781 by William Herschel the seventh planet was named Uranus by Johann Bode. While it seemed worthy to name it after the Greek god of the sky, it has been a source of misery for science teachers for 240 years. They made the mistake of asking the public.

By Dr Paul Brady

July 14, 2023February 15, 2024