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Two climate scientists in red outdoor insulated jackets in an icy landscape with a large augur drill collecting ice core samples.

Climate scientists embarrassed they had missed the obvious

Obvious causes and solutions to climate change have led to some very red faces in the climate change community. Increased floods? Clear leaves from drains.

By Dr Paul Brady

February 26, 2026March 24, 2026

Screen grab of an imbecile chemtrail idiot talking over a video of perfectly normal clouds

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Chemtrail shock ingredient

Scientists discover that chemtrails contain retardium chlorate which has a devastating effect when inhaled by people who ate crayons at school.

By Eli Twonk

December 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Various coloured ribbons on a grey background with the text Turbo Cancer

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Scientists discover startling turbo cancer link to gullibility

A strong link between the belief in the existence of turbo cancer and intelligence has been revealed. Turbo cancer believers are idiots.

By Dr Paul Brady

October 16, 2025October 16, 2025

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More Trump health wisdom; beware of chewing gum and vinegar

The Tango Tw@t recycles some more dopey crap about health. What ever you do NEVER swallow chewing gum unless you want to die.

By Dr Paul Brady

September 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Apple Macintosh with Windows 95 update installation pack, MS-DOS 6 installation pack.

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BBC fails – Windows 95 anniversary

The BBC Breakfast show celebrated the anniversary of Windows 95 today, and of course they needed some props in the studio. Can you spot the mistake?

By Eli Twonk

August 29, 2025August 30, 2025

Keir Starmer wearing a black jacket, white shirt and red tie. He has his left hand held out palm down. — This image is licensed under the United Kingdom Open Government Licence v3.0

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Scientists grow rudimentary spine in laboratory

This has been heralded as a major breakthrough and offers hope to Keir Starmer.

By Eli Twonk

July 25, 2025August 15, 2025

A white rocket in the sky above a landscape with trees. — Honda R&D Co. Ltd 2025

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Reusable rocket success courtesy of Honda

While Musk is mastering the art of unscheduled explosive disassembly Honda have had a spectacular success with a reusable rocket test.

By Eli Twonk

June 19, 2025August 15, 2025

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Clap sceptics attack gonorrhoea vaccine

News of the rollout of a gonorrhoea vaccine has been met with a rash of scepticism on social media. Some mock concern over ‘a bit of pus’.

By Karsic Karl

May 25, 2025August 15, 2025

Entrance to a grand building made of stone with carvings around the large doorway. Poster in foreground with the text The Supreme Court, The judicial commission of the Privy Council

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UK Supreme Court judgement sex farce

Judgement to clarify biological sex ducked the issue. Anyone with a knowledge of biology beyond primary school level will know that biological sex is not simple. XY women? XX men?

By Dr Paul Brady

April 18, 2025August 20, 2025

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RFK Jnr against fluoride in drinking water

Those woke teeth just need teeth to toughen up.

By Karsic Karl

April 9, 2025August 15, 2025