Kermit the frog handcuffed and surrounded by three armed police officers. Possibly AI generated
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Breaking news: head of Amphtifa arrested

Kristi Gnome has announced that the head of the Amphtifa scourge of Portland has been arrested.

In a brief announcement Kristi Gnome, well known puppy killer and head of Homeland Security, has announced that the head of Amphtifa has been apprehended and placed in custody. In a statement she said, “For too long this terrorist organisation has been frog-marching around the streets of Portland. They must be stopped.”

a puppet being manipulated by sinister forces in the background

The head of Amphtifa gave his name as Kermit, although officials suspect this is a made up name. Gnome went on to say, “This invidual has all the hallmarks of a puppet being manipulated by sinister forces in the background. Those are the people we are really after”.

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From Bristol I have a particular interest in gaming, pizza and energy drinks. Keeping up to date with technology and the dystopian invasion of the internet of things and subscriotion based basic services.

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