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Man undecided about chucking 3D glasses collection

A man in Telford accidentally created a collection of 3D glasses from various cinema outings years ago. He is uncertain whether 3D movies will come back. Is it time to let go?

By Karsic Karl

March 14, 2025March 14, 2025

Black and white image of John F Kennedy in the back of an open top car at Dallas airport with Jackie Kennedy seated next to him

Politics

Delays to release of JFK files until they can pin it on a trans person

Having failed to release all the files during his first term, Trump ordered a new investigation and that all files will released, again. Anna Paulina Luna who is to investigate has disappeared…

By Karsic Karl

March 10, 2025March 10, 2025

Life Style

International Women’s Day; man annoyed they don’t have a special day

A bloke is annoyed saying they don’t have a special day, and got really annoyed when people told him they do. He feels victimised because he forgot being told last year.

By Eli Twonk

March 8, 2025March 8, 2025

A child tied to a sack truck with a hockey mask looking like Hannibal Lecter

Life Style

School in Mansfield revises guidance for World Book Day

A school in Nottinghamshire has revised the costume guidance for World Book Day.

By Eli Twonk

March 6, 2025March 6, 2025

A red and white helicopter hovering a couple of metres above a grassy hill top. Hills with a light dusting of snow in the background. — Wikimedia

General

Helicopters: effective agents of social justice

The Labour Party have historically tried to address social justice issues, but helicopters have been much more effective.

By Eli Twonk

March 5, 2025March 5, 2025

Liam and Noel Gallagher — Dave Hogan/Getty Images

Music

Oasis reunion in doubt as new mediator steps in

With arguments and fights never far away with the Gallagher brothers, it was thought to be a good idea to have a mediator. On reflection Trump might not have been a good choice

By Eli Twonk

March 3, 2025March 3, 2025

Keir Starmer patting a confused looking Donald Trump. Trump looks like he is trying to remember if he put his diaper on today.

General

Leader’s wives rated by Trump

Trump rates Starmer’s wife as beautiful, but she is not the hottest. He has rated them in order of hotness and declares it is not cringe to talk about how beautiful other leader’s wives are.

By Eli Twonk

February 28, 2025February 28, 2025

Life Style

Apple investigates if there is a dictation bug: Trump comes out as racist

There have been numerous reports that the Apple dictation feature replaces the word racist for Trump. Reports of similar replacements occurring for words like turd, stupid and transphobic are expected.

By Karsic Karl

February 26, 2025February 26, 2025

Macron shaking hands with Trump who looks bemused, as if he's trying to remember if he put his trousers on that day.

Politics

Macron gets agreement for Louisiana; Trump pleased

In a good natured meeting Trump agreed to sign Louisiana over to the French. Claims that Louisiana isn’t much use to the USA get a hostile reaction.
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By Karsic Karl

February 25, 2025February 25, 2025

Seller and Trump in front of a framed Paul Gascoigne (Gaza) football shirt

Sport

Trump buys Gaza strip

When the Gaza Strip appeared on an auction site Trump was in there like a pro. He was not sure what ‘match worn’ and ‘Euro 96’ meant but then details are for losers.
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By Karsic Karl

February 18, 2025February 18, 2025