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Exclusive picture of the truck containing evidence of 2020 rigged election

The tangerine sh!t gibbon has announced he has a truckload of evidence of vote rigging during the 2020 election. We have managed to get a photo of the truck.

By Eli Twonk

December 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Screen grab of an imbecile chemtrail idiot talking over a video of perfectly normal clouds

Science

Chemtrail shock ingredient

Scientists discover that chemtrails contain retardium chlorate which has a devastating effect when inhaled by people who ate crayons at school.

By Eli Twonk

December 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Mature gammon outside in front of a low building — Image Amazon Prime Video

General

Clarkson Labour MP pub ban – Zack Polanski angry

Clarkson has banned Labour MPs entering his pub. Polanski is angry that no Green Party MPs have been banned.

By Karsic Karl

December 14, 2025December 14, 2025

The singer Shakira. A white woman with long blonde hair blown about. She has her left arm raised with her hand behind her head.

Entertainment

Anger at Shakira law in Britain

Claims that Shakira law is being practiced in the UK has caused anger online among people who shout at hotels.

By Karsic Karl

November 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Book cover featuring a photo of Donald Trump. Title is Trump the art of the capitulation

General

Trump relaunches his book

Just in time for his Ukrainian peace deal, Trump launches an update of his seminal book with a new title. The Art of the Capitulation.

By Eli Twonk

November 23, 2025November 23, 2025

Zohran Mamdani adult male with a short beard and short dark hair talking into a microphone with a crowd of people behind him. He is wearing a black jacket

Politics

Mamdani schools shock

Policies for NYC schools to use Arabic numerals, Latin alphabet and Al-Gebra influences in maths. Outrage that he is going too far.

By Eli Twonk

November 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Prince Andrew wearing a grey jacket, white shirt and light blue tie. — Image is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic license.

General

The Windsor formerly known as Prince to drop all names

Having lost all his titles and after pressure from people with the names Andrew or Windsor he has relinquished those as well.

By Eli Twonk

November 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Fireworks of various colours against a night sky

General

Bloke angry about fireworks used for Diwali

One bloke is annoyed that all the fireworks were used up by folk celebrating Diwali. He is worried about none being left for 5th November.

By Eli Twonk

November 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Meerkat character from compare the market.com adverts. A furry meerkat wearing a smoking jacket and cravat holding up in a book with books on shelves in the background.

General

Sarah Pochin takes aim at meerkats

She is angry at car insurance adverts that imply that bald white men don’t make suitable employees.

By Eli Twonk

November 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Young lady with medium long dark brown hair. Wearing a dark jacket with white patterns. She is holding a coffee cup and standing in an urban street. — BBC

General

Water bosses chortling at woman fined for pouring coffee down drain

When Burcu Yesilyurt was fined for pouring coffee down a drain at least one water company CEO snorted coffee out of his nose.

By Karsic Karl

October 25, 2025November 1, 2025