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A cash point machine with a section of wall next to it with a round hole in it. — TripAdvisor | johnhp702

Uncategorized

Calls for World Heritage status for Ilkeston Hole

Ilkeston residents calling for legendary hole to be granted World Heritage status to protect it from evil bankers.

By Karsic Karl

January 28, 2026January 28, 2026

The tango shit gibbon next to a picture of a warship that looks like a picture from an old video game with the text - twat class.

General

Narcisist names warships after himself

Not many presidents would so self-obsessed that they would name warships after themselves. That sort of thing only happens in banana republics.

By Karsic Karl

December 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Two panel image of a man on the left with an orange background and on the right a marine humanoid female with an underwater background — BBC

Entertainment

Dr Who spin-off series banned in Minnesota

The latest Dr Who spin-off series has been banned from being shown in Minnesota as it breaches state morality laws.

By Karsic Karl

December 21, 2025December 21, 2025

Several Morris dancers in traditional dress performing at Stonehenge — Facebook | Stonehenge Stone Circle

General

Winter Solstice celebrations horror

Traditional winter Solstice celebration at Stonehenge was rocked by an horrific spectacle. Morris men are assisting druids with their inquiries.

By Karsic Karl

December 21, 2025December 21, 2025

Politics

Exclusive picture of the truck containing evidence of 2020 rigged election

The tangerine sh!t gibbon has announced he has a truckload of evidence of vote rigging during the 2020 election. We have managed to get a photo of the truck.

By Eli Twonk

December 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Screen grab of an imbecile chemtrail idiot talking over a video of perfectly normal clouds

Science

Chemtrail shock ingredient

Scientists discover that chemtrails contain retardium chlorate which has a devastating effect when inhaled by people who ate crayons at school.

By Eli Twonk

December 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Mature gammon outside in front of a low building — Image Amazon Prime Video

General

Clarkson Labour MP pub ban – Zack Polanski angry

Clarkson has banned Labour MPs entering his pub. Polanski is angry that no Green Party MPs have been banned.

By Karsic Karl

December 14, 2025December 14, 2025

The singer Shakira. A white woman with long blonde hair blown about. She has her left arm raised with her hand behind her head.

Entertainment

Anger at Shakira law in Britain

Claims that Shakira law is being practiced in the UK has caused anger online among people who shout at hotels.

By Karsic Karl

November 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Book cover featuring a photo of Donald Trump. Title is Trump the art of the capitulation

General

Trump relaunches his book

Just in time for his Ukrainian peace deal, Trump launches an update of his seminal book with a new title. The Art of the Capitulation.

By Eli Twonk

November 23, 2025November 23, 2025

Zohran Mamdani adult male with a short beard and short dark hair talking into a microphone with a crowd of people behind him. He is wearing a black jacket

Politics

Mamdani schools shock

Policies for NYC schools to use Arabic numerals, Latin alphabet and Al-Gebra influences in maths. Outrage that he is going too far.

By Eli Twonk

November 9, 2025November 9, 2025