Ilkeston residents calling for legendary hole to be granted World Heritage status to protect it from evil bankers.
The Derbyshire town of Ilkeston is in uproar as evil bosses at National Westminster Bank (NatWest) surreptitiously desecrated the legendary landmark – The Ilkeston Hole. Local residents are highly concerned.
A few days ago residents reported that what appeared to be a handrail had been placed across the hole. It mysteriously disappeared a few hours later. Some thought it was an optical illusion. Others have blamed WEF and global elites destroying local communities on the altar of 15 minute cities.
Local MP, Adam Thompson (Labour) raised the issue of the desecration of the significant landmark in a letter to NatWest bosses. He has yet to receive a response from the unfeeling and heartless NatWest WEF lackies.
The community are calling for the unique architectural feature to be declared a UNESCO World Heritage site along with the pyramids of Egypt and the Great Wall of China. Some suggested it should at least be a Grade 1 listed feature.
The many TripAdvisor reviews for the Ilkeston Hole give a flavour of the love and awe people have for this unique feature…
Move over Stonehenge, step aside Eiffel Tower — Ilkeston has its own architectural marvel: The NatWest Hole. This circular wonder may be the town’s answer to the mysteries of the universe. – Richard W
This truly is perfect as a venue for the second coming. All the signs are there. – Jonesy J
I went on my annual pilgrimage to this treasured landmark. To my dismay I find a metal bar has been installed within the diameter. Why has this architectural masterpiece that has been respected and loved for decades by people near and far ended up this way? – Robert.