The tangerine shit gibbon has announced he has a truckload of evidence of vote rigging during the 2020 election. We have managed to get a photo of the truck.
During a Christmas reception on Sunday at the White House, Trump claimed that the Democratic Party stole the 2020 election and made attempts to do the same in 2024.
He went on to hallucinate, “They’re good at cheating in elections. Very good at cheating, they’re professionals at cheating”. Riding a Calpol high he continued, “We won in 2016 by a lot. The election was rigged in 2020. We have all the ammunition, all the stuff, and you’ll see it come out. It’s coming out in truckloads.”
Medical experts have suggested that the amount of Calpol he takes should be closely monitored.