Musk has been struggling to convince anyone that his DOGE has any useful purpose or, more importantly, produce evidence. His experts have allowed the website to be hacked. Needs more than him just flapping his arms about.
~PB
The re-introductions of plastic straws proved very popular among his followers. Trump is to capitalise on this to distract his zombie zealots from the wrecking of the government.
~ET
In his announcement about the re-introduction of plastic straws Trump highlighted the dangers of exploding paper straws. Following lots of mocking the White House has produced startling evidence.
~KK
In a brazen outburst the Bishop of Washington shocked citizens and leaders alike by her disgusting use of words like mercy. Free speech advocates are horrified by her free speech. The anointed one is angry.
~KK
Media organisations are shy about saying that Musk gave a Nazi salute at the end of his speech. This wasn’t a snapshot in the middle of him raising his arm up. Let’s play spot the euphemism.
~ET
Following the success of Trump’s Memecoin the market is ready for an honest crypto scam. We ain’t going to lie to you. At some point it’ll be worth f*ck all.
~KK
Rapper Snoop Dog has received a massive backlash for performing at a Trump inauguration event. He previously threatened to roast any ‘Uncle Tom arsed n*gga’ that performed at the previous Trump inauguration.
~PB
Crypto currencies are the crack cocaine of the financial world. Another get rich quick scheme, and like Pyramid scams, needs a constant supply of suckers to prop it up. Now they want the Fed to buy in.
~ET
Elmo is pretty pleased that Trump has announced that billionaires and their companies will be exempt from complying with environmental protection regulations. So now he can pollute as much as he likes. Yay!
~KK