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Mamdani schools shock

Policies for NYC schools to use Arabic numerals, Latin alphabet and Al-Gebra influences in maths. Outrage that he is going too far.

By Eli Twonk

November 9, 2025November 9, 2025

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Politics

Noem: more arrests announced

Following the arrest of the girlfriend of the head of ANTIFA, Mrs Claus and the brother of Easter Bunny are also in custody.

By Karsic Karl

October 9, 2025November 1, 2025

General

‘If I can’t have the Peace Prize I’ll settle for Literature’

Ahead of the Nobel committee deliberations Trump shows off his collection of books what he read.

By Eli Twonk

October 9, 2025October 9, 2025

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General

Gazans send messages of support to Portland

War ravaged streets with scenes of desolation and suffering, the citizens of Portland in their bunkers find solace in support from the people of Gaza

By Eli Twonk

September 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Science

More Trump health wisdom; beware of chewing gum and vinegar

The Tango Tw@t recycles some more dopey crap about health. What ever you do NEVER swallow chewing gum unless you want to die.

By Dr Paul Brady

September 23, 2025September 23, 2025

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General

Handmaid’s Tale author considers suing Trump

Atwood is not happy that Trump has stolen her story of a dystopian society and turned it into reality. It was meant to be a work of fiction not a howto manual.

By Karsic Karl

September 1, 2025September 1, 2025

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General

NRA forgets to rise up against tyrannical government

The gun lobby through the NRA has promoted the idea of people being armed ready to rise up against tyranny. Turns out that they quite like tyranny.

By Eli Twonk

August 28, 2025September 3, 2025

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Politics

Trump meets Putin for his performance review

Trump is no different to anybody else and has to undergo the ritual nonsense of the performance review.

By Eli Twonk

August 17, 2025August 17, 2025

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General

Mexico to build wind turbines along border to annoy Trump

Mexican president Claudia Sheinbaum has announced the plan to wind up Trump. They hope to sell lots of electricity into the USA

By Karsic Karl

July 20, 2025August 15, 2025

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Business

Replica sport trophy companies see increased sales

Companies that make replica sports trophies have seen a massive surge in orders thanks to Donald Trump.

By Eli Twonk

July 16, 2025August 15, 2025