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Trump’s government embraces socialism

Socialism advocates public ownership of means of supply and production of critical materials and goods along with price control. DoD tales first steps towards socialism.

By Dr Paul Brady

July 12, 2025August 15, 2025

Fireball meteor with Earth below and Mexico and Central America in view

General

Future FEMA event responses

The rollback of FEMA before being phased out limits the events it will help with. Hurricanes, wildfires and floods not included. Zombie apocalypse? Alien attack? Meteor strike?

By Eli Twonk

July 7, 2025August 15, 2025

The child catcher character from the film Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Pale gaunt faced man with a largish nose and slightly long black lank hair. He is wearing a black coat and a short battered top hat. — United Artists 1968

Politics

Homeland Security practice snatching children

DHS officers have been trying to snatch children from elementary schools.

By Karsic Karl

June 10, 2025August 15, 2025

Screen grabs of two posts. Top one from Elon Musk: "Time to drop the big bomb: Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public. Have a nice day DJT!" The lower one from Donald Trump: "The easiest way to save money in our Budget. Billions and Billions of Dollars, is to terminate Elon's Government Subsidies and Contracts. I was always surprised that Biden didn't do it!"

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Gay pride month launch with epic bromance split

Nothing screams failed relationship louder than high profile bitching.

By Eli Twonk

June 6, 2025August 15, 2025

Screen grab of page from department of motor vehicles showing availability of licence plate.8647FDT

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Licence plate offer for discerning NY car owner

The DMV has this plate waiting for a car owner of class and distinction. The perfect birthday gift

By Karsic Karl

May 23, 2025May 23, 2025

Donald Trump climbing up the steps into Air Force One waving

Politics

Starmer; it’s not fair!

All the grief he got for a few suits and some Taylor Swift tickets and Trump gets a jet and nobody bats an eyelid.

By Karsic Karl

May 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Crowd in a stadium with their arms raised

General

Executive Order to rename the Mexican wave

Trump has just signed an order to rename the Mexican wave. He has also mandated a change to stop it looking woke.

By Eli Twonk

May 12, 2025August 15, 2025

Total arse hole Donald Trump looking like a Pope sitting in a gold gilded chair, although it probably isn't actual gold because everything with him is fake. Probably just gold paint.

General

Trump suggests candidates for Pope

He thinks he would make a good pope but is currently busy. He has passed suggestions to the cardinals, mostly based on who he seen on Fox News.

By Karsic Karl

May 5, 2025August 15, 2025

Donald Trump and Volodymyr Zelensky seated alone in conversation. Zelensky is gesturing towards Trump.

General

Zelensky explains the difference between sh!t and shinola for twelfth time

Trump took the opportunity to meet with Zelensky to help him with a few things he does not understand. Arse and elbow are next.

By Eli Twonk

April 26, 2025August 15, 2025

White House article with headline: On earth day, we finally have a president who follows science. Picture of the mango shit gibbon with a spade about to bury what remains of US credibility on the global stage. Some meaningless guff under the photo: Understand president Donald J Trump, America is back leveraging environmental policies rooted in reality to..."

Politics

Trump: a president for the environment

The White House marked Earth Day by celebrating Trump’s commitment to the environment. The brief article did not have space for all his achievements.

By Karsic Karl

April 24, 2025August 15, 2025

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