Trump took the opportunity to meet with Zelensky to help him with a few things he does not understand. Arse and elbow are next.
A few things had been bothering Trump for many years. He kept hearing people using phrases such as “doesn’t know shit from Shinola”, “can’t tell his arse from his elbow”, “Not the brightest bulb in the box” and “Two sandwiches short of a picnic” when they were talking about him.
He had tried asking “Melania” but she had just laughed at him and told him to look in the mirror. He had stared into the mirror and even studied it closely but he couldn’t see any explanation of any of the phrases. He didn’t feel comfortable asking anybody else as he had felt foolish after that time with Melania.
He didn’t care what Zelensky thought of him so he took the opportunity to ask him to explain. He appreciated how patient Zelensky was. So he now understood that Shinola is a boot polish, and he knows what shit is. So if Zelensky explains the phrase one more time he’s certain he will get it.
After that they will move on to the arse and elbow one…