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Bloke can’t remember what his girlfriend said

He recalls her saying she was going away for a few days but he was not paying attention. Where to and for how long?

Vic Torrivee (39) from Dagenham realised that his girlfriend had gone away when he ran out of clean plates. Wracking his memory he had a faint recollection of her saying something about going away for a few days with some friends. He thinks it might be a hen party do but he really is not certain.

He was busy playing Death Stranding: Director’s Cut on the Playstation as she was talking to him and he really wasn’t taking in what she said. He has tried replaying the section he was on to see if that would help him remember but it didn’t work. On the upside he got a better score the second time round.

He checked the front of the fridge for any messages but there was nothing there. Vic is concerned in case she had asked him to do something important. He has fed the cat, although he doesn’t remember them having a cat before. It was hanging around the front door and he let it in. The cactuses are well watered and he has remembered to flush the toilet.

He is trying to think of a subtle message he could send that would sneakily get her to let him know when she is back without giving away that he was not listening. He wants advice on what message to send.

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