He thinks he would make a good pope but is currently busy. He has passed suggestions to the cardinals, mostly based on who he seen on Fox News.
Trump has deep respect for the Catholic church and feels that the image of himself in the guise of pope shows them his regard for the late pope. He cannot understand why the Catholic church is insulted by his crass attempt to make the pope’s demise all about him.
He thinks that he would make a good pope, the best pope ever. Better than any previous pope. Unfortunately god has ordained that he should be president of the USA, so he has ruled himself out. Trump does think that the Catholic church would benefit from one of his candidates to Make God Great Again.
Using his preferred method of picking personnel to head his various government departments, he has made some selections based on who he has seen on Fox News.
Tucker Carlson – While he has not been on Fox News for a while, Trump thinks he would be great to run the Vatican.
Melania Trump – Despite the fact that she is a woman and popes are usually men, she would be great because she likes dressing up. She warmed to the Idea when she realised she would be far away from him and a vow of celibacy was involved.
Sean Hannity – Trump loves Hannity because he will say anything to get in his good books. He thinks Hannity will be a refreshing change for the Catholics. Much more fun and entertaining.