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Kristi Noem. Adult white woman with long dark hair. Wearing a dark jacket with large brass buttons.

Kristi Noem: children encouraged to inform on their parents

To ensure that adults are properly respecting the glorious leader children being encouraged to inform police of un-American talk.

By Karsic Karl

April 20, 2025August 15, 2025

Picture of a baby in a teddy bear style play suit that contains asbestos

General

Asbestos to make a come back as USA regresses to the 50s

Few people get the chance to send a country plunging backwards to an imagined Golden Age. The rethink on asbestos is the latest step putting the USA on course for the 1950s.

By Karsic Karl

April 13, 2025August 15, 2025

A shower head finished in gold with water streaming out — Available from https://www.livinghouse.co.uk/acatalog/gold-dome-shower-head.html

Politics

Trump signs Executive Order making golden showers compulsory

Trump has signed an order requiring every building to have golden showers fitted. These must be supplied from his online shop.

By Eli Twonk

April 10, 2025August 15, 2025

Keir Starmer patting a confused looking Donald Trump. Trump looks like he is trying to remember if he put his diaper on today.

Politics

Starmer thanks Trump for mates rates tariff

With only 10% tariff the UK has got off lightly, but not as lightly as Russia. Starmer mildly concerned over what Trump might want for the favour.

By Eli Twonk

April 3, 2025August 15, 2025

Politics

Eggstrordinary cluelessness at work

Agent Orange and his knuckleheads shooting America in the foot, again. Desperately trying to get eggs from countries they have annoyed.

By Eli Twonk

March 28, 2025August 15, 2025

Entertainment

Trump declares Second Amendment nullified

After arguing that Biden’s Executive Orders don’t count because of alleged use of autopen, Trump takes aim at the Second Amendment.

By Eli Twonk

March 24, 2025August 15, 2025

Musk delivering a new Tesla car to Trump with the caption: COME ON DOWN TO ELON'S CAR SALE. PICK UP A BARGAIN SWASTICAR WHILE STOCKS LAST. Speech balloon from Trump: But will it depreciate in value? Speech balloon from Musk: It's lost $2000 while we've been talking Terms and conditions apply,. Note your car may not have any resale value. Special coatings available to make removing spray paint and swastikas easier. Also available badges as an Audi, Hyundai. Honda , Toyota or BMW. Service available as long as Tesla still exists.

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Tesla: another happy customer

Musk has taken to personally delivering Tesla cars. Not sure if that will be appreciated for everybody. Trump tries to make boycotting Tesla illegal. Buying Tesla cars to become mandatory?

By Eli Twonk

March 11, 2025August 15, 2025

Table of share prices with a graph superimposed that is rapidly rising

Business

One sector bucks share price crash trend

The makers of the smallest violins in the world have booming saies as Trumponomics and MAGA mania start to bite.

By Karsic Karl

March 10, 2025August 15, 2025

Black and white image of John F Kennedy in the back of an open top car at Dallas airport with Jackie Kennedy seated next to him

Politics

Delays to release of JFK files until they can pin it on a trans person

Having failed to release all the files during his first term, Trump ordered a new investigation and that all files will released, again. Anna Paulina Luna who is to investigate has disappeared…

By Karsic Karl

March 10, 2025August 15, 2025

Kennedy Performing Arts Center at night with lots of different coloured lights reflected in a lake

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Trump Executive Order: plain lights for Kennedy Center

The annnointed one has just signed another order for plain lights in the Kennedy Center. Pundits applaud his stand against woke. Traffic lights are next.

By Karsic Karl

March 9, 2025August 15, 2025