Trump has signed an order requiring every building to have golden showers fitted. These must be supplied from his online shop.
Following his visionary Executive Order stipulating that showers must no longer be limited to less than 2.5 gallons per minute, the annnointed one signed another order to ‘Make America Golden Again’. No longer will people have dull uninteresting bathrooms anymore.
Make America Golden Again
All new homes and other buildings must be equipped with golden showers. To demonstrate his commitment to this vision they will have to be purchased from his online shop. There were criticisms of his golden showers from nay sayers who suggested that the showers were made in the Philippines for a fraction of the price he was charging.
“These are beautiful showers. The best showers. Lovingly parceled up and posted by honest Americans. We have a warehouse full of young children who lick each stamp with American saliva to get these to our citizens”.