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Ukraine talks in London: return Alaska to Russia offer

In a meeting with European leaders and Zelensky, the suggestion to offer Alaska to Putin in exchange for Ukrainian territory was discussed. As Trump is keen to give away land of other countries it is likely he would agree.

By Eli Twonk

March 6, 2025August 15, 2025

Image of Trump with text: Trump proposed tarrifs. 25% tax on products from Canada and Mexico. An additional 10% tariff on goods from China.

Politics

Tariffs and the art of the grift

Does the US imposition of tariffs seem insane? Think it looks like self-harm? That’s because you looking at it from the wrong perspective. But will the grift work now that countries know the game he is playing?

By Dr Paul Brady

March 4, 2025August 15, 2025

Liam and Noel Gallagher — Dave Hogan/Getty Images

Music

Oasis reunion in doubt as new mediator steps in

With arguments and fights never far away with the Gallagher brothers, it was thought to be a good idea to have a mediator. On reflection Trump might not have been a good choice

By Eli Twonk

March 3, 2025August 15, 2025

Robert F Kennedy Jnr with the characters from Dumb and Dumber

Science

RFK Jnr: Measles just the beginning. TB and Polio next

Robert Kennedy and his advisors are excited about the progress with measles in Texas. As predicted, most supporters said they had it and survived.

By Eli Twonk

March 2, 2025August 15, 2025

A rock hanging on a frame with panels saying: forecast if rock is: dry - fine, wet - rain, white - snow, swinging - windy, jumping - earthquake, gone - cyclone.

Science

NOAA cuts: Britain offers to lend them a weather rock

Mass firings of scientists and experts has left NOAA unable to provide weather forecasts, especially of hurricanes. The British Meteorological Office sends help.

By Eli Twonk

March 1, 2025March 1, 2025

Keir Starmer patting a confused looking Donald Trump. Trump looks like he is trying to remember if he put his diaper on today.

General

Leader’s wives rated by Trump

Trump rates Starmer’s wife as beautiful, but she is not the hottest. He has rated them in order of hotness and declares it is not cringe to talk about how beautiful other leader’s wives are.

By Eli Twonk

February 28, 2025August 15, 2025

Andrew Tate and Tristan.Tate. Two white men outside a court building. On the left Andrew Tate wearing dark jacket and shirt with jeans. He has a short beard, dark glasses and is bald. On the right Tristan Tate wearing dark jacket, shirt and trousers. He has a short beard and short hair.

General

Starmer asks Trump if he wants Russell Brand as well

Following Trump’s willingness to accept the Tate brothers, Starmer has offered him Rusell Brand as well. He will fit in well in the land of misogyny.

By Eli Twonk

February 27, 2025August 15, 2025

Life Style

Apple investigates if there is a dictation bug: Trump comes out as racist

There have been numerous reports that the Apple dictation feature replaces the word racist for Trump. Reports of similar replacements occurring for words like turd, stupid and transphobic are expected.

By Karsic Karl

February 26, 2025August 15, 2025

Macron shaking hands with Trump who looks bemused, as if he's trying to remember if he put his trousers on that day.

Politics

Macron gets agreement for Louisiana; Trump pleased

In a good natured meeting Trump agreed to sign Louisiana over to the French. Claims that Louisiana isn’t much use to the USA get a hostile reaction.
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By Karsic Karl

February 25, 2025August 15, 2025

Seller and Trump in front of a framed Paul Gascoigne (Gaza) football shirt

Sport

Trump buys Gaza strip

When the Gaza Strip appeared on an auction site Trump was in there like a pro. He was not sure what ‘match worn’ and ‘Euro 96’ meant but then details are for losers.
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By Karsic Karl

February 18, 2025August 15, 2025