Mass firings of scientists and experts has left NOAA unable to provide weather forecasts, especially of hurricanes. The British Meteorological Office sends help.
Officials at the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in Silver Springs, MD have announced that the so many experts have been fired that they no longer have the capability to undertake weather forecasting.
The Department of Government Evisceration (DOGE) has been haphazardly firinge federal employees whose jobs and the impacts of the roles they carried out are a complete mystery to Musk and the techno Munchkins working for him.
The British Meteorological Office has offered to donate a weather rock to them. A digital version is in development.