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The boxer Jake Paul fighting. A blonde man with a full beard and a tattooed torso. He is wearing odd gloves - one white and the other black.

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Jake Paul future fights lined up

Now that Paul has beaten Tyson other matches are being lined up. David Attenborough has been mentioned.
~ET

By Eli Twonk

November 17, 2024November 17, 2024

A horse with yellow coloured protective padding — https://jelka.co.uk/blog/projects-and-case-studies-7/ironhorse-protective-armour-18

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Dressage horses demand better protection

Following the release of video of Charlotte Dujardin severely whipping a horse, other horses have complained about being attacked and want protection.
“It’s never us who get the medals yet we do all the hard work”
~ERM

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

July 27, 2024July 27, 2024

Sport

Sneaky Chinese park spy balloon over Paris

In an utter shameless act the Chinese have parked a spy balloon over the centre of Paris. There are no words.
~ET

By Eli Twonk

July 26, 2024July 26, 2024

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Andrew Murray hopes to retire soon if his mum lets him

The former world number one and three time Grand Slam winner has indicated that this is his last year playing professional tennis. He has not told his mum yet and is hoping she will let him.

By Eli Twonk

February 29, 2024April 4, 2024

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Luke Littler, destined to be darts champion with more pies and lager

The 16 year old has just taken the darts world by storm in the PDC championship. He narrowly missed winning the championship. The prospects of him winning future championships is good if he heeds the advice from a former champion.

By Eli Twonk

January 6, 2024February 17, 2024

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Disgraced magazine editor on the AI generated Michael Schumacher interview

Anne Hoffmann was sacked from the German magazine Die Aktuell after she used AI to generate a fraudulent interview with Michael Schumacher. We have an exclusive interview.

By Eli Twonk

April 24, 2023February 15, 2024

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Gary Lineker’s salary in perspective

Many news outlets and commentators have been keen to highlight his earnings, but struggld to put it into context. Actually they completely failed.

By Eli Twonk

March 17, 2023February 14, 2024

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Match of the Day: new line up announced

With the announcement that Gary Lineker is stepping back from presenting MOTD, and Ian Wright has stepped down in support there hasn’t been much time to arrange substitutes that will be acceptable to Tories.

By Eli Twonk

March 10, 2023February 14, 2024