Now that Paul has beaten Tyson other matches are being lined up. David Attenborough has been mentioned.
In what has been billed as possibly the most boring boxing match since a hedgehog and a tortoise bumped into each other in a garden in Godalming in 1995, Paul (27) and Tyson (58) wandered around the ring occasionally waving their fists at each other and occasionally making contact. Tyson is widely believed to have signed up for the appearance because he is short of money for his summer holiday next year.
Paul is on the look out for more geriatrics to line up for future fights. He has called out David Attenborough on social media. Attenborough has responded, “If that jumped up little ass-hat wants to rumble then I’m ready for him”.
Paul has offered to take on Joe Biden when he steps down from being president. Biden responded, “Jake Paul? Who’s he? Is he the next president? Is he the one that smears weird shit on his face?”.
Robert F Kennedy Jnr has been in touch to say he’s up for a fight. Paul has declined, “I might be attention seeking, but I have got some self-respect. I wouldn’t be seen dead in the same state as that whack job”.