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Gary Lineker’s salary in perspective

Many news outlets and commentators have been keen to highlight his earnings, but struggld to put it into context. Actually they completely failed.

By Eli Twonk

March 17, 2023February 14, 2024

Sport

Match of the Day: new line up announced

With the announcement that Gary Lineker is stepping back from presenting MOTD, and Ian Wright has stepped down in support there hasn’t been much time to arrange substitutes that will be acceptable to Tories.

By Eli Twonk

March 10, 2023February 14, 2024

Sport

Annoying tosser doesn’t want to wear a rainbow armband now

Now that it is okay to wear one full-time awkward git doesn’t want to. “It’s the principle innit?”, insists Brad Jones (35).

By Eli Twonk

November 25, 2022January 13, 2024

Sport

Cleverly waffling on about Qatar protecting gay fans

Demonstrating his growing prowess at giving non-answers, the minister for blandly ignoring human rights abuse made a statement.

By Eli Twonk

November 23, 2022January 13, 2024

Politics Sport

Qataris are on a roll

Following on from the ban on beer at the stadiums the Qatari authorities are introducing wide ranging bans icluding Neil Sedaka songs.

By Dr Paul Brady

November 18, 2022January 13, 2024

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