Now that it is okay to wear one full-time awkward git doesn’t want to. “It’s the principle innit?”, insists Brad Jones (35).
Having spent at least twenty years being an awkward twat, the recent furore over gay and LGBTQ+ symbols was something Brad was all for. “I couldn’t give a fuck about snowflake rights, but some of them were British snowflakes and that ain’t right”. Brad (Gemini) also admitted it was fun facing up to the security guards who were trying to be polite but insistent. “I was never going to go to prison over something that daft but it was fun dragging it out and winding them up”.
Reminiscing about other past opportunities to be annoying Brad (Plusnet subscriber) chuckled when Brexit came up. “Look, no-one thinks Farage is a geezer or their mate. He just likes winding people up. I can relate to that”. Seeing loads of people get terrified and wound up when ever he opened his gob was hysterical. “I don’t think he even took himself seriously. It was a wind up, and he’s a tosser anyway”
Coming round to the Brexit promises Brad (one tabby cat) confessed that he didn’t take any of the promises seriously. “No one thought there were millions of Turks about to invade. Why would they? I’ve been to Altinkum a few times. It’s a bangin’ place. No one looked like they wanted to leave.
Apparently voting to leave the EU was just a fun excuse to stick two fingers up the nose of the establishment.