Table of share prices with a graph superimposed that is rapidly rising

One sector bucks share price crash trend

The makers of the smallest violins in the world have booming saies as Trumponomics and MAGA mania start to bite.

Those dumb farmers who got shafted by his tariffs during his first term, who voted for him again in 2024 only to get double screwed by his latest tarrif war AND stopping USAID which used to buy a massive amount of grain and other crops. The world’s smallest violins play for you.

Those teachers in Kentucky who are surprised that when he said he would get rid of the Department for Education he actually meant to do it. They are confused because they voted for him and he is destroying the department that Kentucky schools rely on to function. About one third of school funding in Kentucky comes from federal sources. Those little violins play for you.

For all those businesses that fell into line behind Trump only to see the shares markets collapse as a result of Trumponomics, which is essentially chaotic incompetence. The little violins play for you.

Those federal employees who voted for Trump despite all the information about what the plan was for federal agencies, and now find themselves without a job, have a truck load of teeny tiny violins.

Those people who will be looking to buy new houses over the coming year and voted for Trump, you can listen to the violins while you eat cardboard boxes trying to save money to afford the ever rising cost of your next house.

With so much demand for the world’s smallest violins business is booming in the miniature musical instrument market.

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Karsic Karl

From Bristol I have a particular interest in gaming, pizza and energy drinks. Keeping up to date with technology and the dystopian invasion of the internet of things and subscriotion based basic services.

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