RishiSunak – The Daily Twerk

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Republicans secretly considering replacing Trump and Vance

After the recent weird utterances from Trump and Vance, and Trump’s strange performance at the National Association of Black Journalists convention the GOP are considering replacing them.
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By Eli Twonk

August 3, 2024August 15, 2025

Politics

Sunak resigns to spend more time catching up on Sky TV

Following the Tory party’s cataclysmic defeat Rishi Sunak has announced that he will be resigning as Tory party leader. This will give him more time to catch up with what he missed out on during his impoverished childhood.
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By Karsic Karl

July 5, 2024August 15, 2025

Rishi Sunak in a field with a unicorn — AI generated image by openart.ai

Politics

Please vote for me or the unicorn gets it…

In a last desperate plea for votes Sunak throws down an ultimatum to the British people.
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By Karsic Karl

July 4, 2024August 15, 2025

Politics

Sunak angry about racist who didn’t contribute to Tory party

Rishi Sunak condemned the language used by a Reform UK Party Ltd fan in a blunt interview. The man, unlike Frank Hester, has not given millions to the Tory Party so his racism is intolerable.
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By Eli Twonk

July 2, 2024August 15, 2025

Politics

Sunak definitely doing all those things that he never got round to before

Rishi Sunak has pledged that all the things that the Tories promised to do before they will definitely, definitely do this time. Pinkie promise. As a bonus, all the things that they really should have done but didn’t, they get done too.
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By Karsic Karl

June 11, 2024August 15, 2025

David Cameron, Emmanuel Macron, Olaf Scholz and Joe Biden on Omaha beach for D Day commemorations

Politics

Spot the odd one out

One of the people in this lineup of world leaders is the odd one out. The 80th commemoration of the start of the D Day invasion has been in the diaries of the leaders of various countries for a while, but Sunak had better things to do.

By Eli Twonk

June 8, 2024August 15, 2025

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Politics

Conservatives unveil new advisor to help with a cunning plan

Realising that they have had a few mis-steps with the election campaign so far, the new advisor is set to steer the Conservatives to election victory. The new advisor is reputed to be as cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University.

By Eli Twonk

May 29, 2024August 15, 2025

AI image of Rishi Sunak with a dead cat on a desk

Politics

Sunak throwing in the dead cat like a pro

The Tories lost credibility on economics, law and order, education, immigration, taxation and health. They need to come up with something. National Service! Guaranteed to seal electoral oblivion. The second longest suicide note in history.

By Eli Twonk

May 27, 2024August 15, 2025

Politics

Secure a better future for our country – Sunak calls election

With so many Tories defecting to Labour his choices were to defect himself or call an election. He has opted to try an election. Sunak is confident that come the 4th July there will be someone continuing the blue policies.

By Eli Twonk

May 23, 2024August 15, 2025

Sunak taking questions from staff at a warehouse including Tory councillor Ross Hills

Politics

Sunak takes a question from a plant

During a visit to a Derbyshire warehouse Sunak was keen to take questions from the staff. To ensure that he knew the answer it was helpful to have a Tory councillor dressed up as a worker asking a question.

By Eli Twonk

May 23, 2024August 15, 2025