Election2024 – Page 2 – The Daily Twerk

Liz Truss – it’s all the fault of human rights

Having lost her seat South West Norfolk seat to Labour’s Terry Jermy by around 600 votes she left without any comment. Later she reflected on the blame for the defeat.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

July 5, 2024August 15, 2025

General

My brother did not deserve this. Jakey is devastated

Excruciata Reees-Mog shares the impact of her brother’s electoral defeat and how it has affected the family.
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By Excruciata Reees-Mog

July 5, 2024August 15, 2025

Rishi Sunak in a field with a unicorn — AI generated image by openart.ai

Politics

Please vote for me or the unicorn gets it…

In a last desperate plea for votes Sunak throws down an ultimatum to the British people.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

July 4, 2024August 15, 2025

Politics

Sunak definitely doing all those things that he never got round to before

Rishi Sunak has pledged that all the things that the Tories promised to do before they will definitely, definitely do this time. Pinkie promise. As a bonus, all the things that they really should have done but didn’t, they get done too.
AI generated image.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

June 11, 2024August 15, 2025

Entertainment

Celebrity TV shows inundated with prospective Tory MP contestants

Producers of I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here and Strictly Ballroom have been inundated with Tory MPs interested in pursuing other possibilities.

By Karsic Karl

June 11, 2024August 15, 2025

David Cameron, Emmanuel Macron, Olaf Scholz and Joe Biden on Omaha beach for D Day commemorations

Politics

Spot the odd one out

One of the people in this lineup of world leaders is the odd one out. The 80th commemoration of the start of the D Day invasion has been in the diaries of the leaders of various countries for a while, but Sunak had better things to do.

By Eli Twonk

June 8, 2024August 15, 2025

Nigel Farage with a drink in his hand with one arm round the waist of Emily Hewterson, a young blonde woman wearing a black dress

Politics

Was Farage milkshake attack a stunt?

Pictures have emerged of the girlfriend of Reform UK Party Ltd press officer who shares an uncanny similarity to the woman who supposedly threw a milkshake at Farage.
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By Eli Twonk

June 4, 2024August 15, 2025

Young blonde woman throwing yummy banana milkshake at Nigel Farage — Bem Stansall via Getty Images

Politics

Anger over milkshake incident with Nigel Farage

During his first day of campaigning Farage had a banana milkshake thrown at him. There has been outrage from MacDonalds fans, food poverty and vegan groups. Banana growers have yet to determine their position.
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By Eli Twonk

June 4, 2024August 15, 2025

Baldrick from the TV programme Blackadder. A scruffy and dirty peasant character

Politics

Conservatives unveil new advisor to help with a cunning plan

Realising that they have had a few mis-steps with the election campaign so far, the new advisor is set to steer the Conservatives to election victory. The new advisor is reputed to be as cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University.

By Eli Twonk

May 29, 2024August 15, 2025

AI image of Rishi Sunak with a dead cat on a desk

Politics

Sunak throwing in the dead cat like a pro

The Tories lost credibility on economics, law and order, education, immigration, taxation and health. They need to come up with something. National Service! Guaranteed to seal electoral oblivion. The second longest suicide note in history.

By Eli Twonk

May 27, 2024August 15, 2025