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Keir Starmer. This image is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 4.0 International license.

Starmer’s policies are going to be bad: The Telegraph

The Telegraph sounds the alarm on Starmer’s policies including filling pot holes with the bones of the dead, eating dogs, banning Christmas and making public singing illegal.

By Karsic Karl

May 27, 2024August 15, 2025

Rishi Sunak — This image is licensed under the United Kingdom Open Government Licence v3.0.

Politics

Secure a better future for our country – Sunak calls election

With so many Tories defecting to Labour his choices were to defect himself or call an election. He has opted to try an election. Sunak is confident that come the 4th July there will be someone continuing the blue policies.

By Eli Twonk

May 23, 2024August 15, 2025

Jeremy Hunt — This image is licensed under the United Kingdom Open Government Licence v3.0.

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Libraries, sport centres and care homes closing because of DEI courses – Hunt

Chancellor Jeremy Hunt has indicated that the financial crisis crippling local authorities must be due to the money spent on diversity, equality and inclusion courses. It has absolutely nothing to do with 14 years of chronic budget cuts by the Tories.

By Eli Twonk

March 5, 2024August 15, 2025

Politics

Sunak: We’ve been sh*t the last 14 years but now we are going to do better

Having presided over 14 years of a shrinking economy, massive tax hikes, rocketing cost of living, crumbling infrastructure, rivers full of shit, corporations not paying tax and a myriad of other issues, Rishi Sunak has suddenly realised that the Tories are the ones who should fix things.

By Dr Paul Brady

February 19, 2024August 15, 2025

Politics

Tories pledge transparent crisp packets

Desparate to come up with popular policies that won’t cost them any money, and importantly ones that have not already been suggested by Labour or the Lib-Dems, they have come up with transparent crisp packets.
Having realised that lots of people eat crisps they think that this will be a winner.

By Karsic Karl

February 12, 2024August 15, 2025

Nikki Haley Iowa — https://en.paperblog.com/as-nikki-haley-begins-to-make-inroads-in-iowa-and-beyond-donald-trump-s-campaign-starts-showing-signs-that-enormous-lead-in-polls-might-be-in-danger-7590066/

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Nikki Haley campaign master stroke – changing her name

Haley has come up with possibly the greatest campaign strategy of all time that may well rejuvenate her flagging race for the Republican candidacy. Political pundits are awestruck with the audacity of this bold move that no-one has ever thought of before.

Just wow.

By Eli Twonk

February 11, 2024August 15, 2025

mexican border wall with people climbing up it and sat on top

Politics

Republicans blocking border reform bill so Trump can f*ck it up later

The $118bn package of measures is proposed to support Ukraine and increase security at the Mexican border. In a statement Biden declared that the bill “includes the toughest and fairest set of border reforms in decades”.
Republicans are known to be planning to block the bill.

By Dr Paul Brady

February 5, 2024August 15, 2025

Kid Rock singing into a microphone wearing a hat and sunglasses

Politics

Kid Rock leading GOP psyop

Evidence points to Kid Rock being part of a sophisticated psyop. With his mediocre number of fans who only like him because Ted Nugent is old and past it, and his C list celebrity status.
Democrats are mildly aware of him, but are they being complacent?

By Eli Twonk

February 4, 2024August 15, 2025

15/09/2021. London, United Kingdom. Portraits of Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Simon Clarke. 10 Downing Street. Picture by Simon Dawson / No 10 Downing Street

Politics

Former cabinet minister calls for Sunak’s replacement

Sir Simon Clarke is 0.29% correct when he says Rishi Sunak should go. He shares the typical Tory blind spot of thinking that electoral defeat can be averted by changing one thing or one person. Changing PM at the last minute will not undo 14 years of withering public services.

By Dr Paul Brady

January 24, 2024August 15, 2025

Politics

Nikki Haley scrabbling around for votes

With only 7 delegates supporting her from the Iowa caucus Haley has a lot of work to do. If she could convince her mum to switch from Trump to her that would be a start.

By Dr Paul Brady

January 16, 2024August 15, 2025