Haley has come up with possibly the greatest campaign strategy of all time that may well rejuvenate her flagging race for the Republican candidacy. Political pundits are awestruck with the audacity of this bold move that no-one has ever thought of before. Just wow.
In the caususes Haley’s polling has at best been mediocre. In Iowa she came third with 19%, She did better in New Hampshire with 43%. Haley bombed in the Nevada caucus where she came behind ‘none of the above’ which seems a tad harsh. However she is certainly not.
In a bold move she has decided to change her name to ‘None Of The Above’. She is hoping that she will get a lot more votes that way. Lawyers are scouring through the constitution to see if there is anything to prevent this but so far have found nothing to prevent this.