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Meerkat character from compare the market.com adverts. A furry meerkat wearing a smoking jacket and cravat holding up in a book with books on shelves in the background.

General

Sarah Pochin takes aim at meerkats

She is angry at car insurance adverts that imply that bald white men don’t make suitable employees.

By Eli Twonk

November 1, 2025November 1, 2025

House with front and garden covered in England flags

Life Style

Trick or treat hot tips

Avoid houses with flags. All their dole money has been spent on TEMU.

By Eli Twonk

October 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Facebook post by Nigel Farage with text; Never trust a Tory

General

Swivel eyed loon makes comment most people can get behind

Ex-Tory with a party comprised of ex-Tories recommends not trusting Tories. Nobody is disagreeing.

By Karsic Karl

October 30, 2025October 30, 2025

A woman in a pink dress is vacuum cleaning the floor while a man is ironing

Life Style

AI developers admit they can’t create systems to deal with shitty jobs

The jobs that people would actually like to be done by AI are ignored while those that many folk actually enjoy are being taken over.

By Karsic Karl

October 29, 2025November 1, 2025

Young lady with medium long dark brown hair. Wearing a dark jacket with white patterns. She is holding a coffee cup and standing in an urban street. — BBC

General

Water bosses chortling at woman fined for pouring coffee down drain

When Burcu Yesilyurt was fined for pouring coffee down a drain at least one water company CEO snorted coffee out of his nose.

By Karsic Karl

October 25, 2025November 1, 2025

Various cartoon characters against a blue background. Large background text: Fortnite

Entertainment

Surge in college lecture attendance courtesy of AWS

A massive failure of Amazon’s web service has put many hosted systems out of action. The Fortnite game cannot be accessed.

By Karsic Karl

October 20, 2025November 1, 2025

Kermit the frog handcuffed and surrounded by three armed police officers. Possibly AI generated — Image Beauman1893 - https://www.reddit.com/r/weirddalle/comments/18dz147/cctv_footage_of_kermit_the_frog_being_arrested/

General

Breaking news: head of Amphtifa arrested

Kristi Gnome has announced that the head of the Amphtifa scourge of Portland has been arrested.

By Karsic Karl

October 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Aerial view of Villa Park stadium. A large football and events stadium in Aston Villa near Birmingham — Image Arne Müseler - Creative Commons License CC-by-SA-3.0

Sport

Maccabi fans secretly pleased about not going to Birmingham

Who could blame them. Grey, desolate and streets piled with rubbish. At least Amsterdam had nice canals.

By Eli Twonk

October 17, 2025November 1, 2025

Three grumpy looking older people. One man and two women in a room.

Politics

People doubt Green Party credibility because of a lack of billionaires

Some are doubting how serious the Green Party is as they have no billionaire backers unlike others such as Reform UK Party Ltd.

By Karsic Karl

October 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Various coloured ribbons on a grey background with the text Turbo Cancer

Science

Scientists discover startling turbo cancer link to gullibility

A strong link between the belief in the existence of turbo cancer and intelligence has been revealed. Turbo cancer believers are idiots.

By Dr Paul Brady

October 16, 2025October 16, 2025