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Dark Cloudy sky over mountains and hills

General

Aurora UK, whoopty f#cking do

While the rest of the world are sharing stunning aurora photos the UK are pretending they were not that bothered.

By Eli Twonk

November 12, 2025November 12, 2025

A large arched section of a bridge being lowered into place by crane over a river

General

New river bridge in Nottingham cements city’s reputation

For being the most miserable bunch of c*nts in the East Midlands.

By Eli Twonk

November 11, 2025November 12, 2025

Two panel image with Trump on the left looking like a simpleton. On the right is the former prince andrew

Entertainment

Trump compensation deal should be a winner

The BBC to pretend they are liable for putting together a montage so they can give Trump a Royal. This move is seen as a win-win.

By Karsic Karl

November 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Donald Trump speaking at a podium with his right hand raised and pointing. He.is wearing a dark navy blue suit, white shirt and purple tie. — Image licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.0 Generic license.

Entertainment

Concocted outrage at editing of a serial liar

The BBC have tied themselves in knots over the edit of a one hour incoherent ramble over a year ago.

By Eli Twonk

November 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Zohran Mamdani adult male with a short beard and short dark hair talking into a microphone with a crowd of people behind him. He is wearing a black jacket

Politics

Mamdani schools shock

Policies for NYC schools to use Arabic numerals, Latin alphabet and Al-Gebra influences in maths. Outrage that he is going too far.

By Eli Twonk

November 9, 2025November 9, 2025

A blonde woman sitting at the Brighton beach front. She has long hair and is wearing a black jacket and a dark mustard coloured top. An outfit — Sian Berry - Facebook

Life Style

Siân Berry, Green Party hypocrisy

Reform fans highlight hypocrisy. She eats meat, wears clothes, lives in a house and owns a phone. They call it outrageous.

By Karsic Karl

November 6, 2025November 6, 2025

The Union flag waving in a breeze with a blue sky and a few white clouds in the background.

General

Reform conundrum. Cancel flags or cancel Christmas

Reform led Kent Council have to decide who to upset. The flag sh@ggers or the normal people who like Christmas lights.

By Karsic Karl

November 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Nigel Farage, knob head in a black suit, white shirt and a red tie standing at a podium behind a sign 'ReformUK'

Politics

Fascists upset about being labelled as fascists

Reform Ltd are upset that their fascist rhetoric is being labelled as fascist to schoolchildren. The Pope is angry about being labelled Catholic.

By Karsic Karl

November 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Prince Andrew wearing a grey jacket, white shirt and light blue tie. — Image is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic license.

General

The Windsor formerly known as Prince to drop all names

Having lost all his titles and after pressure from people with the names Andrew or Windsor he has relinquished those as well.

By Eli Twonk

November 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Fireworks of various colours against a night sky

General

Bloke angry about fireworks used for Diwali

One bloke is annoyed that all the fireworks were used up by folk celebrating Diwali. He is worried about none being left for 5th November.

By Eli Twonk

November 1, 2025November 1, 2025