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Pornster Bonnie Blue surrounded by four uninformed officers wearing navy blue shirts and trousers with blue protective gloves on their hands. — X | Bonnie Blue

Reform finally receives credible endorsement

Performance artist Bonnie Blue has declared her support for Reform UK Ltd. She is attracted by the large number of members.

By Eli Twonk

December 13, 2025December 13, 2025

Screen grab of a Telegraph news article Image is of Liz Truss and Nigel Farage at a desk. Text is: Civil service full of trans activists sabotaged my leadership, Liz Truss tells Republicans. — Telegraph | https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/2024/02/22/liz-truss-donald-trump-cpac-blames-trans-state-blame/

General

Nation grateful to its trans Civil Servants

The re-emergence of Liz Truss in her YouTube show is a timely reminder of the debt of gratitude the UK has to its transgender civil servants.

By Karsic Karl

December 10, 2025December 12, 2025

Screen grab of Reform UK Facebook post with a picture of Nigel Farage. Message text: Reform UK are pleased to announce we have opened a bank account with Lloyds. This is a landmark moment for the professionalisation of out party. The word party has a strike through it and the text added - private limited company.

Politics

Farage can now clean out under his bed

With great fanfare Reform announced they have finally established a bank account – seven years after setting up the company.

By Eli Twonk

December 7, 2025December 7, 2025

Montagu family outside their 16th century manor house. Mother and father with their four children.

Life Style

Family planning how to survive Mansion Tax

Cutting back on ski trips, lattes and smashed avocados are top of the list. Lee 30p Anderson is helping with meal plans.

By Eli Twonk

December 4, 2025December 4, 2025

The singer Shakira. A white woman with long blonde hair blown about. She has her left arm raised with her hand behind her head.

Entertainment

Anger at Shakira law in Britain

Claims that Shakira law is being practiced in the UK has caused anger online among people who shout at hotels.

By Karsic Karl

November 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Boxes of plastic trees in Tesco store labelled Evergreen.

General

People who shouted at hotels now shouting at plastic trees

This year’s variation on ‘they are cancelling Christmas’ is all about the fake trees sold in Tesco stores.

By Karsic Karl

November 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Book cover featuring a photo of Donald Trump. Title is Trump the art of the capitulation

General

Trump relaunches his book

Just in time for his Ukrainian peace deal, Trump launches an update of his seminal book with a new title. The Art of the Capitulation.

By Eli Twonk

November 23, 2025November 23, 2025

A scruffy blue bus shelter with windows painted with St George flag. White background with red cross

General

Ultimate patriotic make over

Flag sh@ggers have moved on from roundabouts to more ambitious projects.The skill on display is remarkable.

By Karsic Karl

November 19, 2025November 20, 2025

Entrance to Cameron Barracks army accommodation base. Double black steel gates between sturdy stone pillars. A steel arched sign over the gates carries the name - Cameron Barracks

General

Stick migrants in barracks – no not those ones!

Calls for migrants to be moved from hotels to army camps have been heeded, but folk still are not happy.

By Eli Twonk

November 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Karoline Leavitt White House press secretary. Young blonde woman with long hair. Standing at a podium talking. The US flag to the to the right and the white house emblem behind her.

Politics

White House: this is not the Trump Epstein is referring to

Leavitt held a press conference where she came out with these words and waved her hand slowly in front of the faces of the reporters.

By Karsic Karl

November 13, 2025November 13, 2025