The Macaroni penguins of the Heard and McDonald Islands have declared a trade ban with USA. Trump declares Make America Sh!t Again.
In the cut throat world of penguins, nobody messes with the Macaroni family. Sure they look kinda cute with the spectacular yellow feathers over their eyes which look like eyebrows, however looks can be deceiving. Other penguins scatter when the Macaroni clan decide to take over a prime sea front location. The smarter seals and orcas also give them a wide berth. The ones who don’t are suspiciously unavailable for comment.
It is this ruthless streak that has made the Macaroni family such powerful players in the penguin shit cartels of the southern Pacific Ocean. The dominance of the Macaroni Cartel is the motive for the Trump administration singling out the Heard and McDonald Islands for specific tarriffs.
“…Make America Shit Again”
In a break from playing with his fuzzy felt books, Trump explained, “Why should we be bullied by the beaky criminals on those islands? For too long we’ve had to take their shit. But no more. We have our own shit. Good shit. American shit. I say no more. I am going to Make America Shit Again”.
The Macaroni Cartel have declared that they have had it with the USA. No more shit for them. They have struck up a very favourable trade deal with South Africa.