US pillock Mykhailo Viktorovych Polyako arrested for visiting off-limits island to annoy occupants. The last visitor was killed.
The North Sentinel island has been protected by the Indian government since 1956. No craft are allowed within 3 nautical miles of the island to protect the occupants referred to as the Sentinelese people. Their culture has been protected as they have no contact with the outside world. These measures are also to protect them from exposure to any diseases that visitors might bring with them.
Polyako thought it would be a good bit of fun to try and make contact with them. He videoed the visit to share with similar pillocks who like to watch idiots on YouTube.
Blowing a whistle loudly close to the shore did not attract their attention. Being a small minded twat the thought never occurred to him that they were not interested in being filmed for YouTube. He decided to go ashore and left a can of coke and a coconut for them and filmed a video of himself on the shore. He was arrested after local fishermen spotted him and notified the police.
A Sentinelese spokesperson commented, “Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you people? We killed the last person who rucked up on our island. Doesn’t that tell everyone that we want to be left alone? Then this bonehead turns up with his shitty can of coke and a coconut. Nobody round here likes coke, and a coconut? A fucking coconut! Are all westerners dick heads?”
Asked why they did not kill him the spokesperson said, “We were debating the most entertaining way of killing him and who would get to do it when he left. Maybe next time…”