Coworkers despair as colleague announces she has put all her money into stocks

Thinking the best time to buy stocks is when the value is low, one bright spark thinks she will be a millionaire when the stock prices recover on Monday.

Carrie Oakey (34) read once about somebody making a lot of money by buying stocks when the value of a company was very low. Being vaguely aware of the falling stock.markets, especially in the USA, Oakey realised this was her moment.

Pooling together all her savings, all the money in her current account and selling most of her clothes on Vinted, Oakey was confident she had a sizeable amount to invest. She didn’t think that the stock market would get any lower because Trump is a business man and he wouldn’t let it.

On Friday afternoon she put all of money into stocks for Tesla, Deckers Outdoor and On Semiconductor as these were the worst performing ones. Oakey was confident that these would bounce back on Monday making her mega rich.

Buzzing with excitement she went to work to tell them what she had done and that she probably won’t be in work on Monday. She was very disappointed in their lack of excitement for her. Oakey put it down to jealousy.

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