Having already achieved the record for the number of Prime Ministers in one parliament, the Tories are now taking it in turns to be PM. Lee Anderson is annoyed that he shot himself in the foot and missed out on the chance to be PM.
Penny Mordaunt has been touring the country visiting Conservative Associations gauging support and drumming potential backers. So far she has visited about 40 associations, and has more outings planned.
She has announced that the Tory Party is obviously following an alternating pattern; Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss then Sunak. She is the obvious next candidate. She even has a fancy outfit ready that will inject a bit of fun. Mordaunt also reckons she knows someone who could get hold of a seriously cool sword.
She plans to stand.on a platform of bringing cosplay into politics to make it more appealing to younger people. Anyone introducing a bill must do it in fancy dress to reflect some aspect of the bill. She gives an example that if someone was introducing a bill to clean up the rivers they would have to dress up as a turd.
