He reckons folk are crashing on him fo doin some dumb ass things, but he reckons they is jus losin they shit over nothin. All them other parliament bros are just gonna have to chill and let him roll. They all ax like they never slip their missus somat to help her chill.
James Cleverly, JimiC to his bros, has ruffled a few feathers recently. “Iz jus a bit of cussin and fussin”. He reckons that “folk just can’ cope with the authentic voice of the people. You ‘eerin me?”.
On his comments about Stockton-on-Tees being a “shithole”, he is thought to have said in private, “man av you bin there? Iz well mank. Shit hole is being nice about it”.
“a little bit of Rohypnol in her drink every night”
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/james-cleverly-accused-of-making-vile-joke-about-date-rape-drug_uk_6587668ee4b0fe4ffe33987e
He joked about spiking his wife’s drink with Rohypnol, the date rape drug, “a little bit of Rohypnol in her drink every night” was ”not really illegal if it’s only a little bit”. He added that the secret to a good marriage was “someone who is always mildly sedated so she can never realise there are better men out there”.
He is later thought to have said to his bros “Whoa. That didn’t go good. But hey! Who doesn’t slip their missus a bit of dozy juice to be sure of a bit of a bangin night? Know what I’m gettin at?”
On the Rwanda scheme as envisioned by his predecessor, Suella Braverman, he is believed to have referred to it as ‘batshit crazy ‘. Well he got something right.