Following the ruling that embryos are people Alabama Supreme Court is set to rule that they can work and pay taxes. In a contentious hearing Jay Mitchell pronounced that they have been loafing about for too long.
Alabama Supreme Court has pronounced a severe restriction on IVF treatment in Alabama through sheer ignorance of what is involved with the IVF process (not every embryo gets implanted, some get frozen for subsequent attempts if needed). Now that ignorant people are making stupid decisions about areas that they have no ability to understand, the flood gates are open for rampant stupidity.
As embryos are now classified as children (how many children can survive freezing in liquid nitrogen? Answer: none) Alabama will now want them to join the child labour force that is popular in the state. The Hyunda-Kia company that already employs children in Alabama is excited at the prospect of getting these good for nothing lazy embryos working.
The current laws don’t stipulate that they have to be paid so could be free labour.