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Bottle blonde bimbo Kate Zachariah standing in front of the White House backdrop.

Politics

Katie Zachariah sets record for shortest term as White House press secretary

A mere five days after being appointed the Covid/paedophile ring conspiracy wing nut is out of her job.

By Dr Paul Brady

October 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Image of Lola Salem and Michael Gove with the following caption. Daily Twerk: Media silence conspiracy? Silence on Gove ex child pornography charges.

General

Media conspiracy of silence over child pornography case

Former girlfriend of Micheal Gove and Oxford academic awaiting trial. The case is virtually ignored in the media compared to Jason Arday.

By Dr Paul Brady

October 15, 2026October 15, 2026

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Sport

Rowing world records set to be broken at 2032 Olympics

With TV audiences waning the Brisbane Olympics will provide exciting spectacles including rowing events on the crocodile infested Fitzroy River.

By Eli Twonk

September 22, 2026September 22, 2026

A Starbucks coffee shop. A white corner building with large windows on either side. One person standing outside while another is walking away. — geffroy.stephane | TripAdvisor

Business

Starbucks have no idea why people dislike them

The muiltinational company built on cynical tax strategies and exploiting workers cannot understand why people no longer flock to their coffee shops.

By Karsic Karl

December 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Dark Cloudy sky over mountains and hills

General

Aurora UK, whoopty f#cking do

While the rest of the world are sharing stunning aurora photos the UK are pretending they were not that bothered.

By Eli Twonk

November 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Donald Trump speaking at a podium with his right hand raised and pointing. He.is wearing a dark navy blue suit, white shirt and purple tie. — Image licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.0 Generic license.

Entertainment

Concocted outrage at editing of a serial liar

The BBC have tied themselves in knots over the edit of a one hour incoherent ramble over a year ago.

By Eli Twonk

November 10, 2025November 10, 2025

The Union flag waving in a breeze with a blue sky and a few white clouds in the background.

General

Reform conundrum. Cancel flags or cancel Christmas

Reform led Kent Council have to decide who to upset. The flag sh@ggers or the normal people who like Christmas lights.

By Karsic Karl

November 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Facebook post by Nigel Farage with text; Never trust a Tory

General

Swivel eyed loon makes comment most people can get behind

Ex-Tory with a party comprised of ex-Tories recommends not trusting Tories. Nobody is disagreeing.

By Karsic Karl

October 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Nigel Farage, knob head in a black suit, white shirt and a red tie standing at a podium behind a sign 'ReformUK'

Politics

Outrage at minorities on TV

When Reform MPs bother to put in a parliament appearance they only have 5 seats. Which minority gets too much media attention?

By Eli Twonk

October 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Politics

Nottinghamshire to invest in flag shagging

The Reform led county council has solved all its funding challenges and is to spend £75,000 on flags. Great news for flag fans!

By Eli Twonk

October 24, 2025October 24, 2025