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Montagu family outside their 16th century manor house. Mother and father with their four children.

Family planning how to survive Mansion Tax

Cutting back on ski trips, lattes and smashed avocados are top of the list. Lee 30p Anderson is helping with meal plans.

By Eli Twonk

December 4, 2025December 4, 2025

Karoline Leavitt White House press secretary. Young blonde woman with long hair. Standing at a podium talking. The US flag to the to the right and the white house emblem behind her.

Politics

White House: this is not the Trump Epstein is referring to

Leavitt held a press conference where she came out with these words and waved her hand slowly in front of the faces of the reporters.

By Karsic Karl

November 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Two panel image with Trump on the left looking like a simpleton. On the right is the former prince andrew

Entertainment

Trump compensation deal should be a winner

The BBC to pretend they are liable for putting together a montage so they can give Trump a Royal. This move is seen as a win-win.

By Karsic Karl

November 11, 2025November 11, 2025

A blonde woman sitting at the Brighton beach front. She has long hair and is wearing a black jacket and a dark mustard coloured top. An outfit — Sian Berry - Facebook

Life Style

Siân Berry, Green Party hypocrisy

Reform fans highlight hypocrisy. She eats meat, wears clothes, lives in a house and owns a phone. They call it outrageous.

By Karsic Karl

November 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Fireworks of various colours against a night sky

General

Bloke angry about fireworks used for Diwali

One bloke is annoyed that all the fireworks were used up by folk celebrating Diwali. He is worried about none being left for 5th November.

By Eli Twonk

November 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Kermit the frog handcuffed and surrounded by three armed police officers. Possibly AI generated — Image Beauman1893 - https://www.reddit.com/r/weirddalle/comments/18dz147/cctv_footage_of_kermit_the_frog_being_arrested/

General

Breaking news: head of Amphtifa arrested

Kristi Gnome has announced that the head of the Amphtifa scourge of Portland has been arrested.

By Karsic Karl

October 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Life Style

Manager has ideas to improve team cohesion

Returning from a course on motivating teams an office manager is fired up with enthusiasm. Her lucky team struggle to express their gratitude.

By Eli Twonk

October 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Science

More Trump health wisdom; beware of chewing gum and vinegar

The Tango Tw@t recycles some more dopey crap about health. What ever you do NEVER swallow chewing gum unless you want to die.

By Dr Paul Brady

September 23, 2025September 23, 2025

An Asian woman speaking in the House of Commons. She has dark shoulder length hair. Wearing a white jacket with a black top. — Image: House of Commons

Politics

New Home Secretary reassures flag fans

Shabana Mahmood has quickly announced that there will be no reduction in the amount of flagging under her watch. Flag shaggers rejoice.

By Eli Twonk

September 6, 2025September 6, 2025

A pair of large knickers with a union jack design

General

Home Secretary makes more flag confessions. Eww!

Cooper was holding back when she listed the flags in her house. Now flag fans are feeling queasy.

By Eli Twonk

September 4, 2025September 4, 2025