Shabana Mahmood has quickly announced that there will be no reduction in the amount of flagging under her watch. Flag shaggers rejoice.
While Starmer’s cabinet reshuffle continues following the resignation of Angela Rayner, the top posts were filled quickly. With Yvette Cooper moving to the Foreign Secretary post Shabana Mahmood has now become Home Secretary.
Do you want to see flags? You thought you’d seen hot flag action with Cooper. Get your special sock ready ‘cos this baby is taking it up a notch or five.
Mahmood immediately put out an announcement, “Do you want to see flags? You thought you’d seen hot flag action with Cooper. Get your special sock ready ‘cos this baby is taking it up a notch or five”. While she didn’t include any pictures, not even any teasers,
Her predecessor had made all the flag shaggers hot and steamy with her saucy flag revelation. Starmer had also joined in the flaggery by informing journalists that he always sits in front of a Union Jack flag and has flags up at home.
It’s thought that this embracing of the flag by labour is an attempt to make flag shagging seem naff and unappealing.