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Keir Starmer wearing a black jacket, white shirt and red tie. He has his left hand held out palm down. — This image is licensed under the United Kingdom Open Government Licence v3.0

Politics

Starmer – absolutely no IDea

Least popular PM attempts to woo electorate with least popular policy.

By Karsic Karl

September 29, 2025September 29, 2025

An Asian woman speaking in the House of Commons. She has dark shoulder length hair. Wearing a white jacket with a black top. — Image: House of Commons

Politics

New Home Secretary reassures flag fans

Shabana Mahmood has quickly announced that there will be no reduction in the amount of flagging under her watch. Flag shaggers rejoice.

By Eli Twonk

September 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Science

Scientists grow rudimentary spine in laboratory

This has been heralded as a major breakthrough and offers hope to Keir Starmer.

By Eli Twonk

July 25, 2025August 15, 2025

Politics

Starmer deciding what to U-turn about next

What next after winter fuel payments, the rape gang enquiry and now welfare reform? Starmer careering all over place.

By Karsic Karl

July 2, 2025August 15, 2025

Donald Trump climbing up the steps into Air Force One waving

Politics

Starmer; it’s not fair!

All the grief he got for a few suits and some Taylor Swift tickets and Trump gets a jet and nobody bats an eyelid.

By Karsic Karl

May 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Various heads of tech companies at the Trump inauguration: Tech bosses Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Sundar Pichai and Elon Musk — Tech bosses Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Sundar Pichai and Elon Musk at Donald Trump's inauguration. Pic: Reuters

General

Starmer plan to prioritise tax cuts for the most needy tech bros

In this time of great need Starmer is ready to do his bit to help struggling tech bros who are down to their last few billions because of Trump f#cking up the stock markets.

By Karsic Karl

April 10, 2025August 15, 2025

Keir Starmer patting a confused looking Donald Trump. Trump looks like he is trying to remember if he put his diaper on today.

Politics

Starmer thanks Trump for mates rates tariff

With only 10% tariff the UK has got off lightly, but not as lightly as Russia. Starmer mildly concerned over what Trump might want for the favour.

By Eli Twonk

April 3, 2025August 15, 2025

General

Leader’s wives rated by Trump

Trump rates Starmer’s wife as beautiful, but she is not the hottest. He has rated them in order of hotness and declares it is not cringe to talk about how beautiful other leader’s wives are.

By Eli Twonk

February 28, 2025August 15, 2025