Peter Bone
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MP finds losing his seat over waving his penis about “bizarre”

Tory MP Peter Bone has been unseated after a recall petition was signed which has triggered a by-election in his constituency. He thinks the world has gone completely woke because he can’t wave his honourable member about anymore.

Peter Bone (71) who was the Tory MP for Wellingborough had the Tory whip removed after he was found guilty of various allegations including exposing himself to a staff member during an overseas trip to Madrid and locking the staff member in a hotel room.

Surely every body knows that what happens in Madrid stays in Madrid. It’s just not cricket !

An investigation by Parliament’s Independent Expert Panel, found him guilty of this accusation, and it also upheld five allegations of bullying, including verbally belittling the member of staff, physically striking him and throwing things at him.

What’s the world come to when a man can’t wave his manhood in front of the staff?

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